appart from it all

[fluttered_dream]

im sad tell me jokes :)

Comments

cheer up

[auroraffect]

When this girl at the museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

Re: cheer up

[fluttered_dream]

that was cute thank you <3

[________nothing]

I have a funny joke:

Women's rights.

[fluttered_dream]

i didnt mean to snap at you, you didnt make me mad im just not having a good day and you know why. <3

[ex_oh_darlin430]

My jokes are gross but i love dead baby jokes so here we go. lol.

Q. Whats worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can?
A. Finding the same dead baby in 10 different garbage cans. mwahahah.

sorry if that made it worse. i have a weird sense of humour.

xo
danielle

[fluttered_dream]

it made me smile you're so cute <3

they call me the joker

[anonymous]

whats the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
....cowboy hats are for assholes. ha ha ha ha ha

what do you call a black person in a barn?
.....outdated farm equipment. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Re: they call me the joker

[fluttered_dream]

uh yea you told me those jokes like forever ago....come back with new ones then talk to me nick
<3 erin