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Guys, Breyers Fried Ice Cream ice cream is the best thing I have ever had. Ever. According to the front of the carton, it's "cinnamon caramel light ice cream swirled with honey caramel with cinnamon tostada pieces," so basically, sopapillas in delicious, convenient ice cream form.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Is this fried ice cream-flavored ice cream, in fact, even better than actual fried ice cream?" And the answer is, no, not technically, I guess. But which would you rather do: go to a Mexican restaurant and pay like fourteen bucks plus tip for one scoop of real fried ice cream, or stay at home and watch Law & Order while eating 1.75 quarts (less than $3) of this stuff, which really is almost as good? I mean, you wouldn't have to eat all 1.75 quarts at once, but you could if you wanted to.
Man, I wish it weren't a special edition flavor. It's not fair; I just discovered it! Why does all the best junk food have to be available for only a limited time? I'm looking at you, Creme Caramel Ritter-Sport.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Is this fried ice cream-flavored ice cream, in fact, even better than actual fried ice cream?" And the answer is, no, not technically, I guess. But which would you rather do: go to a Mexican restaurant and pay like fourteen bucks plus tip for one scoop of real fried ice cream, or stay at home and watch Law & Order while eating 1.75 quarts (less than $3) of this stuff, which really is almost as good? I mean, you wouldn't have to eat all 1.75 quarts at once, but you could if you wanted to.
Man, I wish it weren't a special edition flavor. It's not fair; I just discovered it! Why does all the best junk food have to be available for only a limited time? I'm looking at you, Creme Caramel Ritter-Sport.