Santa Baby
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke funbard's X-Box (-12 points). Last week on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed kumarffxi's flat tire (15 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1030 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fluteloopie