dear mrfuckyou(verb).

[flupiajo]

Do I feel a pivotal moment like that in my life? There was a shooting at my school, rumored. Freshman dorms. This is not the pivotal moment. In order to attract or simply move the opposite sex, or anyone, to write about events & thoughts as they occur, with a little bit of panache, elegance, mystery, honesty, grit. Loud R&B plays as Dominican ex-

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so zis is fallmas

[flupiajo]

that was more than one moment, i guess, but they count as one anyway

[ftqkatel]

omg, you american, fucking crazy.

i try to translate them but all i get are car drives to minsk & protest slogans

[flupiajo]

i wish i could understand your entries, you russian, fucking SAME BIRTHDAY

[preet]

yeah man, word.

the editor at the school paper called me up this morning around noon, too early, and told me that i'm doing a lit mag page this week and that i will need to collect submissions to fill it. we don't have enough submissions and none of my friends have submitted anything for the alien sex theme. i'm pretty sure that i'll have to break into my cache of Things I Never Wanted to Publish and either run my homoerotic/pedophilic Rugrats fan fiction or some girl's ABAB poetry. probably both :(

Greg

[flupiajo]

I volunteer this entry but changed around in terms of alien sex theory. I'm sure there's a discipline out there like that. If there isn't, it's about time somebody got off their ass & made one.

Also did the Skittles thing hurt, I was wondering? Will that happen to me one day.

THE STEPS THAT MUST BE TAKEN

[preet]

1. copy this into a .doc, do any revising you would like to do, and email it to youmustsubmit@gmail.com with the word SUBMISSION in the headline
2. the skittles did hurt. a lot. i thought since it was only one floor, they wouldn't gain much velocity. jesus christ was i wrong.
3. only if you tell people to do it well in advance and keep telling them over and over. i was twenty-one when i had that dream and now i am twenty-three. all that i have learned is that fellow men are untrustworthy, idle, forgetful. do not pin your dreams on the shirts of men, shiponetsky, because one day they may change shirts.

speaking of men, have you seen the new rambo trailer?

Re: THE STEPS THAT MUST BE TAKEN

[preet]

sometimes i worry that i overwrite my responses to you.

mrsfuckyou

[dotdash_dotdot]

the title is and will always be yours.

[dotdash_dotdot]

mrfuckyou reads this over and over again.

the fucking first paragraph ... something beautiful and mysterious here. he reads "to fail again" he reads "to fall again". he puts the words back and forth and back and forth. there are not pictures, but there is something a fuckyou is conveying on the words, above them.

mrfuckyou just wants to say, is there blame in you for a pack of cigarettes not thrown away?

"never," said the white goat, "is a very long time."