EDITORIAL INTERNSHIP COVER LETTER ATTEMPT #1

[flupiajo]

3/22/07

Dear Mr. (or Ms.) last name,

Lately I've been thinking about the word bibliophile. Bibliophiles have ten cats and wrinkles and cellulite and glasses. OH NO WAIT. THEY DON'T I'M ONE. Not to claim that I don't have wrinkles or cellulite, or the occasional glasses, because who doesn't, I mean really

Comments

[woodburner]

90% chance they'll think you're a prank and ignore you, 10% chance they'll hire you on the spot

GO FOR IT

[ftqkatel]

hi

[mkbnett]

[continuing]
So given the above, I've attached my resume with an email-clip.

Shazzam,
Bill Bellamy

[preet]

speak more on these "glasses". build your character with her relationship to these significant objects. perhaps a story in which they have related on a prior occasion is in order.

sincere regards,
gregory robert petrovic, esq.

[preet]

notice how i said "objects"! yes, i am saying there is a triangle between you and two, TWO pairs.