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[flupiajo]

my mom has these age-old, non-porous bandaids from at least the '80s, that i just smothered my painful shaving war wound with.
i feel like i can trust these Blanket Bandaids.
i feel like i can really trust them.

Comments

[napt]

They will leave you like everyone else in your life, spiralling slowly down into the toilet or landing abruptly on top of a used tampon in the trash-basket by the toilet.

I see toilets in your future.

[abucketoffish]

no I think she can trust them

[abucketoffish]

j/k jen you are fucking doomed

[anthonyborell]

If you keep a tampon in your vagina for too long it will cause toxic shock syndrome.

[anthonyborell]

the lesson here is to eat used tampons