Go Hop-Hop, I go Boom-Boom!
Haha! Seriously, it's like a sound.
I went out to the barn a bit ago, stared at Shadow and decided that I was going to ride for a bit. Well instead of throwing the saddle on, I just grabbed my bridle and the helemet, and I figured on riding bareback. I put the bridle on, covered my head, hopped on and got started.
I was obviously WAY out of practice because I kept having to cling to her and scoot back to the middle of her back. Shadow was doing pretty good, I had to keep pulling on the bit since she was wanting to speed up when I just wanted to have a nice, easy ride.
After a while, I figured she was doing pretty good so we left the arena, walked through the creek and went into the back field. For the first... five minutes we were good, she started to speed up and look around a lot though, but I didn't pay any attention to that.
The second we approached the creek, it happened in a flash. She went hop, HOP, then I BOOM 'cause I slid right off her back and hit the ground on my side. She jerked the reins out of my hands and took off bolting back into the front field.
As she was going, she raised her head really high and neighed: "HAHA! TAKE THAT BITCH!" And she was gone. I was left to walk ALL the way from that back field to where she was in the front. It took me like, ten minutes.... .____.
When I got there, I grabbed the reins, threw her ass in the round pen and jumped on her back again.
Really though, soon as I put her away and walked up to the house. It became REALLY funny, so I started laughing and told mom the comical tale. She snorted and told me that it happens. I agreed and here I am.
THE END.
P.S. The next time I ride that animal, I'm going to use a saddle.
xD