Jan 24, 2007 23:04
While I was walking into Giant Eagle, I stopped to grab a shopping cart. As I was fumbling with the cart, a big black fellow walks up to the doors that separate the entrance from the cart start area. He puts his hands up as the doors open, and walks through. As he did, he looks at me and grins, and says, "did you see my mad Jedi skillz?" I grinned and said, "Awesome!"
He followed me into the store (once he had grabbed a cart) and said to his wife, "Did you see that?" She rolled her eyes and said to me, "I can't take him anywhere!"
I laughed.
After the shopping was done, I got in my car and wound up behind someone sporting a bumper sticker that said, "I am speeding because I have to poop." It was accented with a silhouette of a tiny steaming pile.
HAHAHAHAHAewwwwwwwwwwww