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Dec 13, 2005 15:50


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to spongepie in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed dinosawwrr's flat tire (15 points). In March I bought porn for iamthe_lorax (10 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (645 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
FluffyTheGiant

Misc points
* I think i'm gonna grow a beard
* House is on tonight
* Looking forward to House's inspirational sarcasm is all I have going for me at the moment
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