Talk About Your Badasses
Nothing quite says "badass" like a Mom in a minivan. Go ahead, Junior. Pull up next to me at the light, with your cig out the window, blaring some music that I have never heard. Smirk at me. I dare you, motherfucker. You can't read MY poker face. When that light turns green, my V8 is going to leave you in the dust.
I'm going to beat you to that parking space, too, because like Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes", I'm older and I have more insurance. I've also been driving since before you were born, Sweetie. I've talked my way out of 7 tickets. And after driving with screaming babies and toddlers,changing the dvd, on my cell making a doctor's appointment, sipping my coffee , while making an illegal u-turn, you can take your car and shove it up your ass.
I'm going to beat you to that parking space, too, because like Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes", I'm older and I have more insurance. I've also been driving since before you were born, Sweetie. I've talked my way out of 7 tickets. And after driving with screaming babies and toddlers,changing the dvd, on my cell making a doctor's appointment, sipping my coffee , while making an illegal u-turn, you can take your car and shove it up your ass.