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[fluffymuffins]

seriously...

I nearly died.

o____o

WANNA KNOW WHY?!

I was on msn, minding my own business when I thought I saw something from the corner of my eye. I was like

^O^ JUST MY IMAGINATION! *TYPETYPETYPE* *slowlylooksover* *SCREAM!*

o____o

I
just
saw
the
hugest
spider
in
my
whole
16
years
of
life
staring
at
my
fingers
as
if
they
were
lunch!

O____O!

so what do I do?

grab the thing that is closest to me and attack!
....rubbing alcohol!

o___o

So I ATTACKED!

but it was all
*RUNAWAY*
and I was all

"*UPONCHAIRCRYING*OMGOMG!EW!AAH!I'MGOINGTODIIIE!"

then I realized...

hosheet
It went under my story!

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

*liftsstory*
*ATTACKSWITHRUBBINGALCOHOL*
BUAHAHAH!
Spider: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!! *evilfrenchmanlaugh* *run* *triestoclimbcords**falls*
BUAHAHAHAHHA! *ATTACKSWITHTOWEL* *SQUISHSQUISH*

....all is calm....

^___^

then
the
towel
mOvEs
O_____O

WTF!
ARE YOU THE HULK OF SPIDERS OR SOMETHING?!?!

it comes crawling out all...icky and stuff
and I'm all

"T___T DON'T YOU EVER DIIIIE?!?!?!"

so I take my towel and SQUISHSQUISH!!!!

*checks to see if it's dead*

Spider: *dead*

......

my heart has never raced this fast since the day I was almost ran over by a semitrunk....

o_____o..

*faints*