another meme swiped from nabba
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode, so who would you blow up?
Hillary Clinton, and I'd pray Bill was holding onto her, too
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who is that?
any rotten asshole rapper who uses violence and rape to "get a message out"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
one of our previous clients who treated me like shit...
4. What is your favorite cheese?
gouda--it's gooda! ;)
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich and every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind do you make?
veggie with as many veggies as I can stuff in there! (and maybe then some!)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
like you don't know--ADAM BALDWIN!! totally :D
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
hmm...that's tougher...Toby Keith...yup
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a $100 bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
pull some other money from the bank and get a new laptop, probably
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Scotland or Ireland
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is...?
water, definitely, clean, fresh
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Rufus? Salem, the Witch trials...WTH were they thinking?
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No destruction of nature by humans--enforce by punishment of death
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
History Lessons, Reality
14. What is your favorite curse word?
it's a phrase: Son of a fucking bitch
15. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
as long as I have my protection in place, go back to sleep
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
get my cats and my husband (if he's home) and get the fuck out--grab the cell phone and call 911; oh, if I was asleep, get dressed first
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
ritual, grounding, blessing, protection
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
ability to heal others
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I don't believe in going back, I'd refuse. I think it's a bad idea, because you can change things accidentally. Also, I'm me because of my past, and that's what makes me who I am. It is what it is. Not happening. No looking back, except upon reflection and to see reason.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
see answer to # 19
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
Ireland or Scotland
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. If you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Jackson Hole. What a blast.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question...If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out…you've suddenly gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and say "Check it out…I can FLY!"
Kerry
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. Which celebrity will you bring back to life?
River Phoenix--what a loss, way before his time. The first person of my generation that really shocked me and stuck with me, made me realize for the first time my mortality
Hillary Clinton, and I'd pray Bill was holding onto her, too
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who is that?
any rotten asshole rapper who uses violence and rape to "get a message out"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
one of our previous clients who treated me like shit...
4. What is your favorite cheese?
gouda--it's gooda! ;)
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich and every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind do you make?
veggie with as many veggies as I can stuff in there! (and maybe then some!)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
like you don't know--ADAM BALDWIN!! totally :D
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
hmm...that's tougher...Toby Keith...yup
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a $100 bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
pull some other money from the bank and get a new laptop, probably
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Scotland or Ireland
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is...?
water, definitely, clean, fresh
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Rufus? Salem, the Witch trials...WTH were they thinking?
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No destruction of nature by humans--enforce by punishment of death
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
History Lessons, Reality
14. What is your favorite curse word?
it's a phrase: Son of a fucking bitch
15. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
as long as I have my protection in place, go back to sleep
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
get my cats and my husband (if he's home) and get the fuck out--grab the cell phone and call 911; oh, if I was asleep, get dressed first
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
ritual, grounding, blessing, protection
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
ability to heal others
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I don't believe in going back, I'd refuse. I think it's a bad idea, because you can change things accidentally. Also, I'm me because of my past, and that's what makes me who I am. It is what it is. Not happening. No looking back, except upon reflection and to see reason.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
see answer to # 19
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
Ireland or Scotland
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. If you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Jackson Hole. What a blast.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question...If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out…you've suddenly gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and say "Check it out…I can FLY!"
Kerry
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. Which celebrity will you bring back to life?
River Phoenix--what a loss, way before his time. The first person of my generation that really shocked me and stuck with me, made me realize for the first time my mortality