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Criteria for my next dog:
1. Must not like to chew up my underwear.
2. Should not go crazy trying to hump new people who enter the house.
3. No obsessive licking of people's feet.
4. Be big enough to jump into the car without forcing me to pick him up. (Also, must not try to bite me when being picked up.)
5. Allows my dad to sneeze without growling at him.
6. Does not lick the carpet.
7. Enjoys (or at least tolerates) being rubbed down with a towel without attacking the aforementioned towel.
8. Walks well. (AKA, being dragged around the block is not a likely scenario.)
I swear, I love my little Shih Tzu fluff balls. But they're high maintainence brats. When I move to Austin, the first thing I'm going to do after finding an apartment is to adopt a greyhound. A laidback, sleepy, female.
1. Must not like to chew up my underwear.
2. Should not go crazy trying to hump new people who enter the house.
3. No obsessive licking of people's feet.
4. Be big enough to jump into the car without forcing me to pick him up. (Also, must not try to bite me when being picked up.)
5. Allows my dad to sneeze without growling at him.
6. Does not lick the carpet.
7. Enjoys (or at least tolerates) being rubbed down with a towel without attacking the aforementioned towel.
8. Walks well. (AKA, being dragged around the block is not a likely scenario.)
I swear, I love my little Shih Tzu fluff balls. But they're high maintainence brats. When I move to Austin, the first thing I'm going to do after finding an apartment is to adopt a greyhound. A laidback, sleepy, female.