Randomness with Bullets!

Jul 22, 2011 12:35

- Torchwood tonight! /happydance

Starz is behaving again so I’m keeping my fingers crossed that I get to see me some nekkid!Jack tonight. Although… BarBuddy is just… I am not seeing him as attractive. He’s just not my type and I’m vain and his abs bother me for some reason. This is the reason I don’t watch much porn with guys in it. I’m very picky and I get distracted easily. Funny looking muscles put me off just as much as those 3” fingernails some of the chicks have. Can we say ‘ow’?

- In other news, totally missing my old desk right now. I swear there is a 10 degree shift in temperature between this desk and my old one on the other side of the floor.

- I’mma gonna bitch about the heat and I don’t care what Facebook meme tries to make me feel guilty.

- I need a GwenCooper/Cupcake icon.

- Also, Kit Harrington is far too hot. He’s like Johnny Depp made a butch baby with Orlando Bloom…. Or… something…

- “You’re not an ex, are you? I’m really tired of being shot at by my exes.”

“What does it say about you that you even have to ask that?”

“That I’m impossible to get over? That I’m so irresistible that people have to fight the attraction with semi-automatics?”

“That you’re so obnoxious that people would rather shoot you then talk to you?”

“You’re still talking to me.”

“I’m a masochist.”

“Kinky.”

“You wish.”

- I wrote porn yesterday. It was horribad.
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