dear fandom growth exchange author letter

[fluffyfrolicker]

eta:

dear author.

i'm a jerk, i'm sorry, i forgot i didn't add a letter to my sign-up :/

however, i hope that if you still need help with finding inspiration/direction for whatever you have cooking for me that i am sure will be WONDERFUL, here it is, and i hope you enjoy it ♥

general likes;
+ + Women. Independent women. Queens. Men as their

Comments

[kwritten]

DORIS THIS SERIES IS EVERYTHING ROSA IS A LIFE RUINER i possibly even love it more than the vampire academy series

LOOK. WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THERE IS A MAN NAMED JUDD. OKAY? AND THIS MAN NAMED JUDD

HE IS A SPARKLY PRINCESS ASSASSIN

There is also adorably-human, totally over everyone's shit, Kelsey-reads-him-as-bi MAX that I refer to in my mind as MIGHTY MIGHTY MAX ALMIGHTY and no one else seems to love him like I do but HE'S SO OVER EVERYONE'S SHIT, DORIS.

Also.

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FEMALE. There is not a female I dislike. There are a few I don't care for, but none of them are one-dimensional, they all are amazing and fully expressed.

Also:: RIDDLE ME A ROMANCE NOVEL SERIES WHERE THE SEXIEST PARTS ARE ALWAYS ALWAYS ABOUT CONSENT IN A WORLD IN WHICH SOUL BONDING IS FUCKING CANON

LIKE JUST CONTEMPLATE THAT FOR A FUCKING SECOND.

Doris listen, it's were-beasties and psychics and humans and everything is a clusterfuck

AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE POLITICS BECAUSE DORIS THERE ARE ANIMAL POLITICS AND I LITERALLY LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS WHEN ONE OF THE WOLVES HAS TO GO MEET WITH THE BIRD-CLANS ABOUT MIGRATION. THERE ARE MEETINGS IN WHICH PEOPLE SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS BIRD MIGRATION BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO BIRDS AND DON'T WANT TO FLY OVER WOLF TERRITORY WITHOUT PERMISSION.

But also did I mention Judd the Sparkly Princess? There has never been a bigger princess in your whole life Doris, please do yourself this favor and fall in love with him so that we can talk about what a ridiculous princess he is.

Like

I can't.

DORIS.

Marta will squee about it, too if you ask her about it. We yell at each other about it pretty regularly.

ALSO DORIS ALSO SIENNA LAUREN FUCK. LOOK. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW IS THAT SHE IS A SCARY SCARY SCARY PSY WITH MASSIVE DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES, ACTUAL REAL LIFE MONSTER, AND SHE'S A TEENAGER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE.

ALSO SAHARA. O.M.G. I WON'T SAY MORE BECAUSE TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS FOR WHO SHE IS OR WHO HER MATE IS BUT, UNFFFFFFFFF

Look.

JUDD THE SPARKLY PRINCESS ASSASSIN LIKE WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?