Holy Jesus!!! DISCO SUPER FUN CHRISTIAN CLUB HOUSE!!!!
Holy fucking Jesus H. Christ. That's all I can say.
So, I decided to see if any funny kid's shows were on the Christian TV channel (TBN- the channel Tammy Fake Bakker and her husband- before he had sex with that really pretty parishioner who ended up in playboy- they founded with the help of the Pink-wigged lady and her old creepy hubbie, two good god-fearing Christians who decided to do a hostile takeover (for the love of Jesus, of course) and take control of hte company away from the Bakkers (not that they didn't have it coming to them).
One day a few weeks ago I was really bored so I decided to see if maybe by chance that SuperHero (for Jesus) show was on, the one with the pathetic blond sidekick to Scott Baio from "Charles in Charles." And, because I am Blessed, it WAS ON!!! Anyway, it was horrible, and tried to incorporate the internet into the story, was hilariously poorly executed. It was GLORIOUS.
So, I was in the mood for that show again, but sadly, some other slightly creepy kids show was on. A show with about 30 kids standing around and singing really badly about how Jesus loves you and you should tell your friends that Jesus loves you (seriously).
And then they started DISCO dancing!
It was so acutely painful and frightening and just all around awesome.
They even did the cliched Travolta- pointing up and down move. And the saddes thing- this show was at the oldest early '90's. The Disco era ending in 1983.
And now a plump black woman postal worker is rapping! Yay for stereotyping! And yay for bad rap!!
So, I decided to see if any funny kid's shows were on the Christian TV channel (TBN- the channel Tammy Fake Bakker and her husband- before he had sex with that really pretty parishioner who ended up in playboy- they founded with the help of the Pink-wigged lady and her old creepy hubbie, two good god-fearing Christians who decided to do a hostile takeover (for the love of Jesus, of course) and take control of hte company away from the Bakkers (not that they didn't have it coming to them).
One day a few weeks ago I was really bored so I decided to see if maybe by chance that SuperHero (for Jesus) show was on, the one with the pathetic blond sidekick to Scott Baio from "Charles in Charles." And, because I am Blessed, it WAS ON!!! Anyway, it was horrible, and tried to incorporate the internet into the story, was hilariously poorly executed. It was GLORIOUS.
So, I was in the mood for that show again, but sadly, some other slightly creepy kids show was on. A show with about 30 kids standing around and singing really badly about how Jesus loves you and you should tell your friends that Jesus loves you (seriously).
And then they started DISCO dancing!
It was so acutely painful and frightening and just all around awesome.
They even did the cliched Travolta- pointing up and down move. And the saddes thing- this show was at the oldest early '90's. The Disco era ending in 1983.
And now a plump black woman postal worker is rapping! Yay for stereotyping! And yay for bad rap!!