Schmoop Bingo!
...Because I have so much free time and energy. It's just oozing out of me, seeking an outlet, not at all hindered by the Giant Black Hole of Insanity which is Offline Life. (I'm giving up the adjective 'real' to describe what I do when I'm not online. Yes, it has longstanding value as the binary opposite to 'virtual' life, but my life is not really something I want to treat as more 'real' than the fic I post, so I'm imposing the division of 'Offline' vs. 'Online'. It's both more accurate, and less fraught!) Hopefully I'll get a Bingo Card soon, and can post it up here.
And hey, I do better with Schmoop than Kink. Thus far, my kink_bingo card is urging me to go rewatch that episode of BtVS where Xander's possessed by the hyena spirit so I can get the dialogue right as I write Xander/Willow for Animal Play. And I want to do something with Inuyasha in there; I haven't written in that fandom for ages, and I'm pretty sure there'd be a built-in audience for Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha spanking fic. Despite the incest thing. Or possibly because of it, I don't know, people are weird. Also, I really want to write Morgan/Reid public sex being less awesome than expected, which is a prompt I am contemplating off of Rounds of Kink, but a) none of the above are actually getting written, and b) wibblewibblewibblewibblewibbleweep.
On the other hand, I figure Schmoop should be totally writeable, and much easier to keep close to the 500 word minimum, so there's a chance of me actually finishing stuff!