Fanfic - Torchwood - Sweden, 1/1
Summary: Ianto has a stricter view of how the recently-returned Jack should be spending Torchwood funds.
Author's Notes: Set early season two. Inspired by a news article on how Sweden's state pharmacies will now be selling sex toys (may have been this one http://www.thelocal.se/10314/20080306/). Drabble.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto-ish
Rating: PG-13
Sweden
"Jack. And you'd be going where now, exactly?"
"Just... Out to grab a few supplies?"
The receptionist examined his suspiciously twitchy boss with a cool eye. Jack offered a nervous grin.
"You usually send one of the rest of us out," he prodded warily.
"Private supplies. Maybe - for us?"
His former lover looked so hopeful that Ianto almost relented, but he knew how such things always seemed to go. He scowled.
"There's a lovely little shop three streets over."
"But--"
"Torchwood finances aren't to cover personal trips."
"But --"
"No."
Jack opened his mouth.
"No. I'm cancelling your reservations."
"But... Sweden!"
"No!"
And sequel.