Vegas was so amazing. I miss it.
Let me just update you with a few things that happened that made the trip worthwhile after having to wait all week thinking we weren't gonna be able to go cause the car ended up crapping out on us.
So we get there Saturday morning at like 11. Pick up my sister and Mindy. Head off to the Red Rock Resort And spa. First things first, WHAT AN AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RESORT. I'm not kidding. I want to write Ellen Degeneres such a big fucking thank you letter. She made Megan and I appreciate so much. This trip brought us closer together. The room was fan-fucking-tastic. It had a flat screen TV, HUGE DOWN FEATHERED BEDS, a fucking amazing bathroom with a huge bathtub which we spent a lot of time in.. the wall right near the bathtub had a flat screen tv to.. oh my god! and my massage that I got for 50 minutes. I WAS JELLO. I was just so relaxed and stress free.
anyways after checking in at the resort and meeting up with my gay bff ronn, we all went to hooters! FIRST VISIT EVERRR. it was fun but the wings weren't all that great. not what they are cracked up to be. and when I think of hooters, I think of girls with BIG TITS. none of the waitresses had those :( they were like little walnuts or something hahaha...i told the waitress it was my sisters birthday without her knowing and they all came over and sang to her so that was cool =]
I don't wanna go into details so I'm gonna tell you the highlights of the trip now.
1) we went to the MGM hotel and saw the lion habitat, they were SO CUTE. It was so cool to walk under glass and see big paws above us. I got cute earrings with lions on them from the gift shop ;]
2) we went riding down the strip... and I had to get the full vegas experiance, well you know how those porno guys stand there with the GIRLS TO YOUR ROOM IN 15 MINUTE shirts on passing out porno cards and magazines to all of the people walking down the strip.. i started screaming at em to turn around and they did and we had like 4 guys throwing porn cards, and magazines in at us in the car. I was loving it, I was just like screamin' BOOBIES! all of us were cracking up.. megan even looked at the magazine while she was driving down the road... that was hilarious.
3) Ronn, Megan and I were drinking at the hotel room and being dumb. Ron decided to moon us and then megan tried to moon him too up against the door and left a shit stain HAHAHA that was so funny... "what if that had been poop?!"
4) another drunken moment... Ronn Megan and I were watching cops and this white trash bitch was like "I WAS MAKIN LOVE TO MY MAN BUTT ASS NAKED AND HE JUST COMES IN THERE AND CALLS ME A TRAMP!" yes... cause that gives you a lot of reason to stab your husband. apparently a black guy walked in on her having sex with her husband and her husband didn't say or do anything about it so she stabbed him.
5) my boo and I went bowling at 1am drunk as fuck and she ended up throwing the ball 2 lanes over HAHAHAH
6) this was actually a sad moment for me but my sister met Ashlee Simpson and told her she was beautiful and Ashlee was so down to earth and everything with her. gah, ashlee<3
7) mmmm... I finally got my fix of sushi!!! I can't find any good all you can eat sushi places here, it sucks... but there was an amazing restaurant inside the red rock called hachi, it was 60$ for 6 rolls but I don't care. It was worth it and the hotel paid for it.
so much more happened but I don't feel like explaing it all. All of the pictures are on myspace so check them out!
To end the wonderful weekend, Megan and I got a dog. She's 2 years old, a dachsund and something else mix and she couldn't be any more perfect. I love her.
So we get there Saturday morning at like 11. Pick up my sister and Mindy. Head off to the Red Rock Resort And spa. First things first, WHAT AN AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RESORT. I'm not kidding. I want to write Ellen Degeneres such a big fucking thank you letter. She made Megan and I appreciate so much. This trip brought us closer together. The room was fan-fucking-tastic. It had a flat screen TV, HUGE DOWN FEATHERED BEDS, a fucking amazing bathroom with a huge bathtub which we spent a lot of time in.. the wall right near the bathtub had a flat screen tv to.. oh my god! and my massage that I got for 50 minutes. I WAS JELLO. I was just so relaxed and stress free.
anyways after checking in at the resort and meeting up with my gay bff ronn, we all went to hooters! FIRST VISIT EVERRR. it was fun but the wings weren't all that great. not what they are cracked up to be. and when I think of hooters, I think of girls with BIG TITS. none of the waitresses had those :( they were like little walnuts or something hahaha...i told the waitress it was my sisters birthday without her knowing and they all came over and sang to her so that was cool =]
I don't wanna go into details so I'm gonna tell you the highlights of the trip now.
1) we went to the MGM hotel and saw the lion habitat, they were SO CUTE. It was so cool to walk under glass and see big paws above us. I got cute earrings with lions on them from the gift shop ;]
2) we went riding down the strip... and I had to get the full vegas experiance, well you know how those porno guys stand there with the GIRLS TO YOUR ROOM IN 15 MINUTE shirts on passing out porno cards and magazines to all of the people walking down the strip.. i started screaming at em to turn around and they did and we had like 4 guys throwing porn cards, and magazines in at us in the car. I was loving it, I was just like screamin' BOOBIES! all of us were cracking up.. megan even looked at the magazine while she was driving down the road... that was hilarious.
3) Ronn, Megan and I were drinking at the hotel room and being dumb. Ron decided to moon us and then megan tried to moon him too up against the door and left a shit stain HAHAHA that was so funny... "what if that had been poop?!"
4) another drunken moment... Ronn Megan and I were watching cops and this white trash bitch was like "I WAS MAKIN LOVE TO MY MAN BUTT ASS NAKED AND HE JUST COMES IN THERE AND CALLS ME A TRAMP!" yes... cause that gives you a lot of reason to stab your husband. apparently a black guy walked in on her having sex with her husband and her husband didn't say or do anything about it so she stabbed him.
5) my boo and I went bowling at 1am drunk as fuck and she ended up throwing the ball 2 lanes over HAHAHAH
6) this was actually a sad moment for me but my sister met Ashlee Simpson and told her she was beautiful and Ashlee was so down to earth and everything with her. gah, ashlee<3
7) mmmm... I finally got my fix of sushi!!! I can't find any good all you can eat sushi places here, it sucks... but there was an amazing restaurant inside the red rock called hachi, it was 60$ for 6 rolls but I don't care. It was worth it and the hotel paid for it.
so much more happened but I don't feel like explaing it all. All of the pictures are on myspace so check them out!
To end the wonderful weekend, Megan and I got a dog. She's 2 years old, a dachsund and something else mix and she couldn't be any more perfect. I love her.