Joe Jonas cannot be trusted in your closet: 20+ items of photographic evidence
I've been mulling this over for quite some time now and finally have the free time needed to pontificate in public about it. Joe Jonas is unnaturally pretty we can all agree and as such looks good in everything he puts on. Now while I don't think this is fair to the rest of us it has come to my attention that Joe is really taking advantage of this. So here I would like to discuss, in picspam form
Let us start with the most recent example shall we; mr. mustard. This may not technically be an accessory but it does have a hat part and Joe manages to look good in it. How is that possible?
Anyway, let us look at some headwear...
Sweatband + goofy little face should equal unattractivee... but it doesn't
What a dork. A beautiful dork
Continuing along the sports accessory theme; cap and fugly shades and gloves and a bat! is a bat an accessory? it is when Joe holds it
cap and glasses and bag. He is not a believer in less is more is joe
I loooooove men in beanies. Joe does it particularly well.
maybe not so much here but bonus stupidhat!nick
I could never understand why he was wearing this. It is riddiculous but now I know its from JONAS and it has become so endearing
Rentboy cap
Rentboy cap + headphones. bold move joe
odd hat plus scarf plus glasses plus huge coat. This boy is accessory crazy
Speaking of glasses
ahahahaa. This will never not be funny.
These make me think of Joe the 1920s Cambridge student who spends long nights in the library reading dusty tombs until his young brother, also a student, has to drag him away to the fireside in their room where they toast teacakes and snuggle under blankets.
He looks so good in purple
nnnnnnngh the pièce de résistance of the whole thing. I love men in jewellery. looooove it so much and Joe does it so well as we've seen but this preformance, i don't know, something just clicked and it was exponentially hotter. I love the purity ring and the silver band tight across his wrist bones. I love the stubble; that is the perfect amount for me. i love I love the mix of silver chains tangled amongst brown beads. It all looks so effortless and complete and beautiful.
I really don't know how he does it. There were several highly unattractive outfit additions in there but he managed to pull every single one of them off.
Let us start with the most recent example shall we; mr. mustard. This may not technically be an accessory but it does have a hat part and Joe manages to look good in it. How is that possible?
Anyway, let us look at some headwear...
Sweatband + goofy little face should equal unattractivee... but it doesn't
What a dork. A beautiful dork
Continuing along the sports accessory theme; cap and fugly shades and gloves and a bat! is a bat an accessory? it is when Joe holds it
cap and glasses and bag. He is not a believer in less is more is joe
I loooooove men in beanies. Joe does it particularly well.
maybe not so much here but bonus stupidhat!nick
I could never understand why he was wearing this. It is riddiculous but now I know its from JONAS and it has become so endearing
Rentboy cap
Rentboy cap + headphones. bold move joe
odd hat plus scarf plus glasses plus huge coat. This boy is accessory crazy
Speaking of glasses
ahahahaa. This will never not be funny.
These make me think of Joe the 1920s Cambridge student who spends long nights in the library reading dusty tombs until his young brother, also a student, has to drag him away to the fireside in their room where they toast teacakes and snuggle under blankets.
He looks so good in purple
nnnnnnngh the pièce de résistance of the whole thing. I love men in jewellery. looooove it so much and Joe does it so well as we've seen but this preformance, i don't know, something just clicked and it was exponentially hotter. I love the purity ring and the silver band tight across his wrist bones. I love the stubble; that is the perfect amount for me. i love I love the mix of silver chains tangled amongst brown beads. It all looks so effortless and complete and beautiful.
I really don't know how he does it. There were several highly unattractive outfit additions in there but he managed to pull every single one of them off.