My Body Hates Me
I hate being allergic to lactic acid. I keep forgetting about it only to be reminded once I go for a walk of a reasonable distance after not having walked or run in a while. My condition is rather uncommon, so it annoys me when I see people with both the time and the ability to exercise without taking an antihistamine that don't. I would love to be able to jog whenever I want without being stopped by a crippling itch. Fuck the rest of you who can but won't. Fuck you all.