Feb 06, 2012 22:54
Dear Journal,
What is it about Mondays that makes me want to feed kittens to rabid baby sharks? Perhaps it is coming into school and having to see how much everything is barreling towards the fiery pits of Hell.
Figgins told me he is going to cut some funding from MY Cheerios and give it to the glee club. He talks about that worthless excuse for show choir like it is some saving grace at this school. The ONLY thing William McKinley has going for it is MY cheerleading squad.
No one takes funding from Sue Sylvester. I have got to bring the club down and there's only one way to do it: Espionage.
Once I have that set into motion, I can focus back on the real issue: The Blackout. Clearly, it was a call for Sue Sylvester to rise up and take charge. This is MY golden opportunity to provide everyone with an answer, to get them on my side, and to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. If I place blame on the governments of the world, I can strike fear in the hearts of millions. Once I have their fear, I can use that to rule them. Earth is getting a new name once Sue Sylvester runs it: SueNation.