because i'm the funniest person ever and randal is too stupid to post this
chast of characters:
EmoRandal = randy
PineappleNecktie = me
Auto Response Away Messages as themselves
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EmoRandal: you are so hott
Auto response from PineappleNecktie:
Q: if your name is jess should you IM me?
A: mos def.
...i'm thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned...
EmoRandal: whew.. well then its a good thing my name is jess
PineappleNecktie: hey fag
EmoRandal: hey
PineappleNecktie: i didnt go to class this morning
EmoRandal: fuck you
EmoRandal: asshole
PineappleNecktie: nor finish my homework
PineappleNecktie: its all your fault
PineappleNecktie: i hat eyou
EmoRandal: heh.. yeah i know
PineappleNecktie: j-hole
PineappleNecktie: did u do your shit or go to school?
EmoRandal: i'll come through this internet connenction so fast and kick your ass so fast you'll wish you were steve erkle
EmoRandal: i did alot of my shit
PineappleNecktie: thats maybe the stupidest thing i have ever heard
EmoRandal: and i went to school and took 2 out of the 3 tests i had to take
PineappleNecktie: besides i DO wish i was steve erkel
PineappleNecktie: i really should be doing homework right now
Auto response from EmoRandal:
i promise i'll dream about you...
i close my eyes
PineappleNecktie: hahaha
PineappleNecktie: you j hole
PineappleNecktie: oh
PineappleNecktie: why dont i just put up my away message up without warning?
PineappleNecktie: not even a brb!!
PineappleNecktie: what a fucker
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna fuck your mouth right off you sonofabitch
PineappleNecktie: oh
PineappleNecktie: you dont even know
PineappleNecktie: its sooooo on
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna uno poco loco your ass straight to miami
PineappleNecktie: will smith style
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna get jiggy all up your back side
PineappleNecktie: you motherfucker
PineappleNecktie: i'm serious
PineappleNecktie: their not gonna find anything but some sneakers and shaved poodle when i'm through with you
PineappleNecktie: you think i'm kidding?!
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna monkey rape you like not even don henley would believe
PineappleNecktie: oh you son of a bitch
PineappleNecktie: this really chafes my underoos in a big way
PineappleNecktie: that's it
PineappleNecktie: i'm out of here
PineappleNecktie: but just you wait
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna potato ram you so hard that two guys in china will finally accept jesus christ as their personal savior
PineappleNecktie: squirtball
EmoRandal = randy
PineappleNecktie = me
Auto Response Away Messages as themselves
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EmoRandal: you are so hott
Auto response from PineappleNecktie:
Q: if your name is jess should you IM me?
A: mos def.
...i'm thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned...
EmoRandal: whew.. well then its a good thing my name is jess
PineappleNecktie: hey fag
EmoRandal: hey
PineappleNecktie: i didnt go to class this morning
EmoRandal: fuck you
EmoRandal: asshole
PineappleNecktie: nor finish my homework
PineappleNecktie: its all your fault
PineappleNecktie: i hat eyou
EmoRandal: heh.. yeah i know
PineappleNecktie: j-hole
PineappleNecktie: did u do your shit or go to school?
EmoRandal: i'll come through this internet connenction so fast and kick your ass so fast you'll wish you were steve erkle
EmoRandal: i did alot of my shit
PineappleNecktie: thats maybe the stupidest thing i have ever heard
EmoRandal: and i went to school and took 2 out of the 3 tests i had to take
PineappleNecktie: besides i DO wish i was steve erkel
PineappleNecktie: i really should be doing homework right now
Auto response from EmoRandal:
i promise i'll dream about you...
i close my eyes
PineappleNecktie: hahaha
PineappleNecktie: you j hole
PineappleNecktie: oh
PineappleNecktie: why dont i just put up my away message up without warning?
PineappleNecktie: not even a brb!!
PineappleNecktie: what a fucker
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna fuck your mouth right off you sonofabitch
PineappleNecktie: oh
PineappleNecktie: you dont even know
PineappleNecktie: its sooooo on
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna uno poco loco your ass straight to miami
PineappleNecktie: will smith style
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna get jiggy all up your back side
PineappleNecktie: you motherfucker
PineappleNecktie: i'm serious
PineappleNecktie: their not gonna find anything but some sneakers and shaved poodle when i'm through with you
PineappleNecktie: you think i'm kidding?!
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna monkey rape you like not even don henley would believe
PineappleNecktie: oh you son of a bitch
PineappleNecktie: this really chafes my underoos in a big way
PineappleNecktie: that's it
PineappleNecktie: i'm out of here
PineappleNecktie: but just you wait
PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna potato ram you so hard that two guys in china will finally accept jesus christ as their personal savior
PineappleNecktie: squirtball