I am sad to say that said coward is part of my family...*sniff, sniff*
He, Alexander that is (and just to stop the stupid comments before they can start, he was part of my family lllllooooonnnnnng before the movie was a whisper in the dark), is afraid of chicks (the animal kind!!) I mean chicks!!! You know something like this:
I mean a rooster I could kind of understand
He looks kinda vicious but chicks!! The little shit tried to hide behind my legs, can you believe that???
SO, wanna take a look at Alexander the Afraid?? Here you go:
Well, I shouldn't be so surprised. He is afraid of nearly everything:
-Rainstorms
-wind
-fireworks (which I can understand!!!)
-frogs
-me (well at least when he was a bad boy, and he should be, be afraid of me not being a bad boy)
Things he is not afraid of:
-my mom!!
No lj cuts...deal with it I do, too! ;oP