Today so far I have:
1. looked at way too many pictures of myself and decided my cat is prettier
2. refreshed my flist 50 kabillion times
3. missed a very important meeting that *I* called, and which was due to occur in *my* office, because I thought it was at 3pm, but it was really at 1pm
4. eaten lots of salami and cheese
5. attempted to read a paper on telicity and plurality but wound up having to pitch it across the room when I discovered the author thinks 'John, Bill and Mary arranged the balls in a heap for an hour' is not a possible sentence of English?!?!?
6. refreshed my flist some more
7. washed two loads of laundry
8. Scored 100% on the
guess your friends thingy despite barely reading eljay at all in the past few months!
9. Spent a full 15 minutes listing out every single item of orange clothing that I own and seriously considering the idea of putting it all on at once
Phew! *wipes brow* Busy day, eh? After all that hard work, it's definitely time to knock off and go watch Remington Steel DVDs, don't you agree?