Patrol Six | Winter Wonder Land | Regains/Event

[flowers_suck]

[When she steps out the door for her morning jog, one she will enjoy in the cold weather that is what she's used to, there is a package addressed to her. She stares at it for a brief moment, then takes it inside.]

[Housemates feel free to see her sneak off to the basement and follow.]

[Alone, in the dark basement, she opens the box to find a pocket

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[smoking_gunner]

[Engaging in another snowball fight with drone children. He doesn't seem to be aware that they're trying to surround him.] Hey, I'll get you for that you little brat!

[flowers_suck]

[She's at least able to read battle strategy, and for a moment just watches as the familiar sniper lets himself get surrounded.]

I'd be careful or else you're not going to be able to get any of them, Second Lieutenant.

[smoking_gunner]

[Suddenly snaps-to.] Ma'am! Uh [It falters a bit when he realizes what he was just caught doing.] I didn't see you there.

[But the kids seize their opportunity and he gets pummeled. Another thrilling loss for Team Havoc.]

[flowers_suck]

You'll be a snowman in a few minutes if you don't form an exit strategy.

[Well, they are drone children, it shouldn't be that hard, but she does have a snowball if he needs a hand.]

[smoking_gunner]

[The kids, pleased with their handiwork, run off giggling. Havoc slowly uncurls from when he'd curled up his torso to protect himself.] ....Owwww.... Little bastards... I think I've got snow in my drawers.

[flowers_suck]

[She laughs at his comment.]

If you paid more attention in joint training, you would have known how to avoid that.

[smoking_gunner]

I think I was mostly paying attention to not getting my butt put in the infirmary. [Shaking snow off his coat like a leathery bird.]

[flowers_suck]

It's not like they're inventive enough to put a stone in the center of a snowball, the worst you'll get is a small bruise.

[Talking about this reminds her of snowball fights at Briggs.]

[smoking_gunner]

[Snowball fights at Briggs are probably deadly. Poor Feury.]

At least I don't have to worry about that kind of thing anymore. It's the retired life for me. [That's his subtle way of saying PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL DON'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING THAT WILL RESULT IN MY DEATH OR DISFIGUREMENT.]

[flowers_suck]

[Yes, I'm sure they are, survival of the fittest and all.]

You say that like you hadn't come back from retirement once before.

[smoking_gunner]

Making sure Hawkeye and the others don't run out of bullets and coming out of retirement are two different things. [Lights up a cigarette]