Gullible
Okay so Ryan came on-line a little while ago. Since we haven't talked in a while, I figured I'd IM him and say hi. He asked me what's up and I told him I had some news (I was gonna tell him about Dave). Being his normal self, he said something like "Let me guess. You're having a baby?" So I decided to go with it. And he fell for it. So, for your amusement, here's our conversation:
PinkLady33184: wow you're on. And it's not your cell phone
OnlyRyan145: i know im the man
PinkLady33184: well I didn't say that
PinkLady33184: that's all you
OnlyRyan145: u dont need to say it i already know i am
PinkLady33184: hahahaha
PinkLady33184: well that's good that you know it, cuz I certainly don't
OnlyRyan145: if u cant see it then you need to get your eyes checked
PinkLady33184: hahahahaha
PinkLady33184: riiiight
OnlyRyan145: ? so what is up?
PinkLady33184: um...well...
PinkLady33184: i suppose i have news
OnlyRyan145: let us here it are u going to have a baby?
PinkLady33184: how'd you know?
PinkLady33184: who told you?
OnlyRyan145: your friend
PinkLady33184: which one?
PinkLady33184: don't forget...I'm popular. I have a lot of friends
OnlyRyan145: you know the only one u got
PinkLady33184: I have several, thank you very much.
OnlyRyan145: now u r lieing
PinkLady33184: so you're saying I Have only one frined/
PinkLady33184: ?
OnlyRyan145: yep
OnlyRyan145: what the news?
PinkLady33184: I told you you already guessed it
PinkLady33184: and who's my one friend?
OnlyRyan145: u are?
PinkLady33184: yes.
OnlyRyan145: come on realy
OnlyRyan145: ?
PinkLady33184: yup
OnlyRyan145: i have to call every one
OnlyRyan145: brb
PinkLady33184: nope. Already did that
OnlyRyan145: who did that to you?
PinkLady33184: LOL
PinkLady33184: who do you think?
OnlyRyan145: ben?
OnlyRyan145: lol
PinkLady33184: ew
PinkLady33184: no
PinkLady33184: that'd be illegal
OnlyRyan145: so who
PinkLady33184: guess.
OnlyRyan145: jeff k
PinkLady33184: that would be too
OnlyRyan145: no jeff is 18
PinkLady33184: he is?
PinkLady33184: oh
PinkLady33184: well no
OnlyRyan145: do i know him?
PinkLady33184: yes.
PinkLady33184: I think
OnlyRyan145: ok i probly dont so tell me
PinkLady33184: you have to guess
OnlyRyan145: eric
PinkLady33184: Eric's at school
PinkLady33184: that's kind of impossible
OnlyRyan145: bj
OnlyRyan145: james s
PinkLady33184: HAHAHA
PinkLady33184: no!!!
OnlyRyan145: drew
PinkLady33184: Nope
OnlyRyan145: i dont know
PinkLady33184: it's John
OnlyRyan145: dont know him
PinkLady33184: you would if you saw him
PinkLady33184: but okay
OnlyRyan145: are u lieing to me
PinkLady33184: no
PinkLady33184: you relaly would know him if you saw him
PinkLady33184: he goes to our church
OnlyRyan145: this is cassie right?
PinkLady33184: lol
PinkLady33184: yes
OnlyRyan145: wow i cant beleave it
PinkLady33184: why not?
OnlyRyan145: u dont seem like u would have sex
OnlyRyan145: ever
OnlyRyan145: lol
PinkLady33184: what?!
PinkLady33184: why not?!
OnlyRyan145: u just seem like a good little girl
PinkLady33184: well, people make mistakes ya know
OnlyRyan145: so a one time thing
PinkLady33184: yeah, but it only takes one time
OnlyRyan145: does your mom know?
PinkLady33184: yeah
PinkLady33184: my dad doesn't know yet though
OnlyRyan145: what did she say?
PinkLady33184: she's not too happy about it
OnlyRyan145: are u realy having a baby?
PinkLady33184: I already told you...yes.
OnlyRyan145: swear to god you are?
PinkLady33184: the Bible says you're not supposed to swear on anything like that
OnlyRyan145: swear on my life
PinkLady33184: it says "swear by nothing"
PinkLady33184: that includes your life.
OnlyRyan145: u do know if you are lieing to me ill never be able to trust you again right?
PinkLady33184: liek you trust me anyway:-P
PinkLady33184: you never even talk to me
OnlyRyan145: let me put it this way i trust you more then you think i trust you more then jeff f or jeff k
PinkLady33184: but you never even talk to me
PinkLady33184: so the fact that you trust me doesn't matter much
OnlyRyan145: but the trust is still there
OnlyRyan145: is ity not?
PinkLady33184: but what good is it if you don't even talk to me?
OnlyRyan145: i dont talk to you because u lie
PinkLady33184: I lie?
PinkLady33184: when have I ever lied to you?
OnlyRyan145: are you haveing a baby?
PinkLady33184: how many times are you gonna ask me that?
OnlyRyan145: un till you tell the truth
PinkLady33184: I alredy told you though
OnlyRyan145: alright i beleave you
OnlyRyan145: so what are you going to do now?
PinkLady33184: what do you think I'm gonna do?
OnlyRyan145: i dont know
PinkLady33184: this is what I'm gonna do:
PinkLady33184: I'm gonna tell you that you just totally made my night because this has all been very amusing. You're quite gullible.
PinkLady33184: No, I'm not having a baby
PinkLady33184: no, I've never had sex
PinkLady33184: though taht doesn't mean I'm the type who wouldn't. I'm just wiating till I"m married.
PinkLady33184: and no, I haven't told my mom I'm pregnant.
PinkLady33184: and no, this doesn't count as a lie cuz I was just playing a joke and I told you the truth before I talked to you again.
PinkLady33184: so this doesn't count.
OnlyRyan145: u suck
PinkLady33184: wow you're on. And it's not your cell phone
OnlyRyan145: i know im the man
PinkLady33184: well I didn't say that
PinkLady33184: that's all you
OnlyRyan145: u dont need to say it i already know i am
PinkLady33184: hahahaha
PinkLady33184: well that's good that you know it, cuz I certainly don't
OnlyRyan145: if u cant see it then you need to get your eyes checked
PinkLady33184: hahahahaha
PinkLady33184: riiiight
OnlyRyan145: ? so what is up?
PinkLady33184: um...well...
PinkLady33184: i suppose i have news
OnlyRyan145: let us here it are u going to have a baby?
PinkLady33184: how'd you know?
PinkLady33184: who told you?
OnlyRyan145: your friend
PinkLady33184: which one?
PinkLady33184: don't forget...I'm popular. I have a lot of friends
OnlyRyan145: you know the only one u got
PinkLady33184: I have several, thank you very much.
OnlyRyan145: now u r lieing
PinkLady33184: so you're saying I Have only one frined/
PinkLady33184: ?
OnlyRyan145: yep
OnlyRyan145: what the news?
PinkLady33184: I told you you already guessed it
PinkLady33184: and who's my one friend?
OnlyRyan145: u are?
PinkLady33184: yes.
OnlyRyan145: come on realy
OnlyRyan145: ?
PinkLady33184: yup
OnlyRyan145: i have to call every one
OnlyRyan145: brb
PinkLady33184: nope. Already did that
OnlyRyan145: who did that to you?
PinkLady33184: LOL
PinkLady33184: who do you think?
OnlyRyan145: ben?
OnlyRyan145: lol
PinkLady33184: ew
PinkLady33184: no
PinkLady33184: that'd be illegal
OnlyRyan145: so who
PinkLady33184: guess.
OnlyRyan145: jeff k
PinkLady33184: that would be too
OnlyRyan145: no jeff is 18
PinkLady33184: he is?
PinkLady33184: oh
PinkLady33184: well no
OnlyRyan145: do i know him?
PinkLady33184: yes.
PinkLady33184: I think
OnlyRyan145: ok i probly dont so tell me
PinkLady33184: you have to guess
OnlyRyan145: eric
PinkLady33184: Eric's at school
PinkLady33184: that's kind of impossible
OnlyRyan145: bj
OnlyRyan145: james s
PinkLady33184: HAHAHA
PinkLady33184: no!!!
OnlyRyan145: drew
PinkLady33184: Nope
OnlyRyan145: i dont know
PinkLady33184: it's John
OnlyRyan145: dont know him
PinkLady33184: you would if you saw him
PinkLady33184: but okay
OnlyRyan145: are u lieing to me
PinkLady33184: no
PinkLady33184: you relaly would know him if you saw him
PinkLady33184: he goes to our church
OnlyRyan145: this is cassie right?
PinkLady33184: lol
PinkLady33184: yes
OnlyRyan145: wow i cant beleave it
PinkLady33184: why not?
OnlyRyan145: u dont seem like u would have sex
OnlyRyan145: ever
OnlyRyan145: lol
PinkLady33184: what?!
PinkLady33184: why not?!
OnlyRyan145: u just seem like a good little girl
PinkLady33184: well, people make mistakes ya know
OnlyRyan145: so a one time thing
PinkLady33184: yeah, but it only takes one time
OnlyRyan145: does your mom know?
PinkLady33184: yeah
PinkLady33184: my dad doesn't know yet though
OnlyRyan145: what did she say?
PinkLady33184: she's not too happy about it
OnlyRyan145: are u realy having a baby?
PinkLady33184: I already told you...yes.
OnlyRyan145: swear to god you are?
PinkLady33184: the Bible says you're not supposed to swear on anything like that
OnlyRyan145: swear on my life
PinkLady33184: it says "swear by nothing"
PinkLady33184: that includes your life.
OnlyRyan145: u do know if you are lieing to me ill never be able to trust you again right?
PinkLady33184: liek you trust me anyway:-P
PinkLady33184: you never even talk to me
OnlyRyan145: let me put it this way i trust you more then you think i trust you more then jeff f or jeff k
PinkLady33184: but you never even talk to me
PinkLady33184: so the fact that you trust me doesn't matter much
OnlyRyan145: but the trust is still there
OnlyRyan145: is ity not?
PinkLady33184: but what good is it if you don't even talk to me?
OnlyRyan145: i dont talk to you because u lie
PinkLady33184: I lie?
PinkLady33184: when have I ever lied to you?
OnlyRyan145: are you haveing a baby?
PinkLady33184: how many times are you gonna ask me that?
OnlyRyan145: un till you tell the truth
PinkLady33184: I alredy told you though
OnlyRyan145: alright i beleave you
OnlyRyan145: so what are you going to do now?
PinkLady33184: what do you think I'm gonna do?
OnlyRyan145: i dont know
PinkLady33184: this is what I'm gonna do:
PinkLady33184: I'm gonna tell you that you just totally made my night because this has all been very amusing. You're quite gullible.
PinkLady33184: No, I'm not having a baby
PinkLady33184: no, I've never had sex
PinkLady33184: though taht doesn't mean I'm the type who wouldn't. I'm just wiating till I"m married.
PinkLady33184: and no, I haven't told my mom I'm pregnant.
PinkLady33184: and no, this doesn't count as a lie cuz I was just playing a joke and I told you the truth before I talked to you again.
PinkLady33184: so this doesn't count.
OnlyRyan145: u suck