Yay for Google ^_^

Jul 03, 2004 19:34


I got this from Barbi ( bgurl579 ):

Go to Google.com and type in "You know you're from [insert state here] if", and then pick a list, copy and paste it in your journal, and bold the ones that fit you.

I'm gonna do MA and CT, cuz, although I live in CT, I'm originally from MA, and I spend a LOT of time there.

MA:
You are from Massachusetts if...
1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph
and you are cursing him for going too slow.
2) The fact that Route 128 and I-95 are pretty much the same thing doesn't confuse you.
3) When ordering a tonic, you mean a coke ... not water with bubbles.
4) You can navigate a rotary without a problem.
5) You almost feel insulted when someone doesn't flip you off when you cut them off, or steal their parking space, etc.
6) You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Wareham, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
7) You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
8) You know that there are two Bulger brothers (both are crooks but, you know there are two).
9) You have been to Fenway Park.
10) You knew that there was no chance in Hell that the Patriots would move to Hartford.
11) You laugh at all of the other states in New England.
12) You know of at least 1 diner or food vendor to get something to eat after last call.
13) You can actually find your way around Boston.
14) You have gone to at least one party at UMass.
15) The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.
16) You refer to the New York Yankees as the Devil's B*tches or something worse.
17) Colleges are used as landmarks for directions (i.e., Go past MIT until you hit Harvard. Take a right and go past Lesley. Keep going until you get to Tufts (actual directions).
18) Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.
19) Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.
20) You know at least 1 guy either Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
21) You think the rest of the country owes you for having things like Thanksgiving and independence.
22) As a kid you laughed at the kids down south who never got to have snow days.
23) You feel that the rest of the world needs to drive more like you.
24) The Beanpot is a hockey tournament not a serving container.
25) You take great pride in Cheers.
26) You can recognize a Revere girl simply by looking at her hair.
27) You know exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
28) You know that there is a bigger difference between Roxbury and West Roxbury than just a direction.
29) Somebody calls you a Masshole and you take it as a compliment.
30.) When the words "WICKED" and "GOOD" go together.
31.) When you actually pray to god for the Red Sox to win the world series not for this season, but someday in your lifetime.
33.) When you know what a frappe is.
34) When you know what the phrase "BIG DIG" means.
35.) When you actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic all into one lane.
36.) When you know where and what "Southie" is. And how it is different from the South End.
37.) When you are proud to drink a Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you.
38) When St. Patricks day is your second favorite holiday.
39) When you never say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape."
40.) If you were moved when the Boston Garden was torn down.
41.) When you think that people like Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
42.) You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on a field trip in grammar school.
43.) You're aware that there is some town, somewhere in MA, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world.
44.) You can drive to the mountains and the ocean, all in one day.
45.) You have a special place in your heart for the Worcester Firefighters.
46.) If you live in Charlton City, most likely the other 99% of your family does as well.
47.) You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
48.) You know that P Town isnt the name of a new rap group.
49.) You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese.

And,the final and most prominent way to know that you are from Massachusetts...

50.) You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.

You Know You're From Connecticut If
  1. You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
  2. You never went to a bar in high school.
  3. You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
  4. You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
  5. You actually thought that Hartford was big
  6. You or someone you know has attended UCONN
  7. You drive a JETTA
  8. You still think that the Whalers are cool.
  9. You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
  10. There is a farm within miles of your house
  11. You thought bars were really for people over 21
  12. Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
  13. You don't have an accent when you talk
  14. You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
  15. You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
  16. UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
  17. You have deer in your backyard.
  18. You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade. (*note: I never have)
  19. You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.....
  20. Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
  21. Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney.
  22. You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
  23. You go to Riverside at least once a summer (except now it's Six Flags)
  24. Your parents actually care about the Governor, the Patriots coming to Hartford, the lights at Christmas in Hartford & Channel 3 news.
  25. You have a UCONN flag outside of your house year round
  26. You thought New Jersey was a toxic waste dump
  27. You hang out at Denny's
  28. You've partied at bonfires
  29. You have at least one friend with a pickup
  30. You think everyone works tobacco in the summer
  31. You think Old Lyme is a shore town
  32. You've been to Cape Cod
  33. You think the Connecticut River is endless
  34. The town Diner is the only place open after midnight.
  35. You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees
  36. You root for all the New York sports teams
  37. If anybody asks, you're from just outside of New York.
  38. You've never looked at a public bus schedule
  39. You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you.
  40. You go to the diner late night to post party.
  41. You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen
  42. You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
  43. You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
  44. You have said... " I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
  45. You can carry on a conversation about Mike Liut, Torrie Robertson, and the Brass Bonanza.
  46. You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
  47. When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor / homeless person you see.
  48. You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
  49. You can name all the members of the UCONN men's and women's basketball teams.
  50. You still can't find your way in Hartford
  51. You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."


I'm so doing a PA one when I get back next week.
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