Im Not Jewish
So a few days ago, I was doing a ProCare with an elderly lady who was telling me how she was going to the Jewish swim club after her session for a swim. She then asked me if I could swim:
Jew: Can you swim?
Me: No.
Jew: You cant swim???
Me: Well I can stay afloat and things like that, but I cant do regular strokes and stuff like that.
Jew: Well why the heck not?
Me: Well, I wasn't raised around swimming pools. I was born in California and we had a pool there, but we only lived there for a short time.
Jew: Are you Jewish?
Me: No.
Jew: That's why. If you were Jewish you'd know how to swim.
Yeah, thats about it right now.
Peace.
Jew: Can you swim?
Me: No.
Jew: You cant swim???
Me: Well I can stay afloat and things like that, but I cant do regular strokes and stuff like that.
Jew: Well why the heck not?
Me: Well, I wasn't raised around swimming pools. I was born in California and we had a pool there, but we only lived there for a short time.
Jew: Are you Jewish?
Me: No.
Jew: That's why. If you were Jewish you'd know how to swim.
Yeah, thats about it right now.
Peace.