Wut?
Ive been making chocolate alot lately for the holidays and Im still at six days a week at Apple...
Now for the real update:
So last night after I got home from the gym my sister demanded I shower and go with her to the bar with two of her little friends. I didnt want to go. She made me.
Its hard to be as dumb as my sister. She gets straight A's but really doesnt know about the dynamics of life. Shes undomesticated (meaning she cant cook, clean, or do laundry for herself because she will either mix bleach with Windex and die of asphyxiation, burn the house down, or flood the basement), yet manages to get straight A's. Its hard to be dumb like my sister, and even hard to be even DUMBER than her, but I found out yesterday that she has a friend who is, in fact, dumber than her. I could tell the night was going to suck right off the bat because Im not thin, pretty, cute, or dumb.
So Im sitting there text messaging Aaron and Ashley to try to get at least one of them to come to Lucky's and save me from being the fourth wheel when someone taps on my shoulder. I turn around... it may be the hottest guy Ive ever seen in my life.
Him: "Hey remember me!"
Me: relieved to be distracted from being beaten with stupid "Um, no... do I know you?"
Him "Ive been looking all over for you! You sold me my Macbook like three months ago and I keep going to the Apple Store to find you because I need your help!"
The truth is that I barely remember the guy. Ive helped a lot of really hot customers, but Im not really big on flirting or anything like that. Ive always been that way. My old roomate Mike tells me I need to work on that.
Turns out his name is Chris and he is trying to get his extremely wasted friend who's staying with him from Virginia to leave because he has to work at 6am. Mind you its around 11 at the time he approached me.
Chris is kind of shy and quiet. It probably took alot out of him to approach me in such a setting. Turns out hes 29, and he was in the military where he travelled Europe as an air-traffic controller. Upon hearing this, my sister turns around and says something like "Wait, dont air-traffic controllers make like $250,000/yr?" He said yes, but I wanted her to die.
He now contracts out heavy machinery and his latest project is the casinos in Detroit. Aparently alot of them are being remodled and need the equipment.
He said that I told him that I have a photo printer, and he wants to use it. I gave him my email and number, then his wasted friend bought everyone a round of shots and then they left, and I left a few mins after he did because I didnt want to be around the stupids any longer (BTW, big thanks to Ashley and Aaron for returning my texts/calls... appreciate it!)
Yeah... wish me luck guys...
Now for the real update:
So last night after I got home from the gym my sister demanded I shower and go with her to the bar with two of her little friends. I didnt want to go. She made me.
Its hard to be as dumb as my sister. She gets straight A's but really doesnt know about the dynamics of life. Shes undomesticated (meaning she cant cook, clean, or do laundry for herself because she will either mix bleach with Windex and die of asphyxiation, burn the house down, or flood the basement), yet manages to get straight A's. Its hard to be dumb like my sister, and even hard to be even DUMBER than her, but I found out yesterday that she has a friend who is, in fact, dumber than her. I could tell the night was going to suck right off the bat because Im not thin, pretty, cute, or dumb.
So Im sitting there text messaging Aaron and Ashley to try to get at least one of them to come to Lucky's and save me from being the fourth wheel when someone taps on my shoulder. I turn around... it may be the hottest guy Ive ever seen in my life.
Him: "Hey remember me!"
Me: relieved to be distracted from being beaten with stupid "Um, no... do I know you?"
Him "Ive been looking all over for you! You sold me my Macbook like three months ago and I keep going to the Apple Store to find you because I need your help!"
The truth is that I barely remember the guy. Ive helped a lot of really hot customers, but Im not really big on flirting or anything like that. Ive always been that way. My old roomate Mike tells me I need to work on that.
Turns out his name is Chris and he is trying to get his extremely wasted friend who's staying with him from Virginia to leave because he has to work at 6am. Mind you its around 11 at the time he approached me.
Chris is kind of shy and quiet. It probably took alot out of him to approach me in such a setting. Turns out hes 29, and he was in the military where he travelled Europe as an air-traffic controller. Upon hearing this, my sister turns around and says something like "Wait, dont air-traffic controllers make like $250,000/yr?" He said yes, but I wanted her to die.
He now contracts out heavy machinery and his latest project is the casinos in Detroit. Aparently alot of them are being remodled and need the equipment.
He said that I told him that I have a photo printer, and he wants to use it. I gave him my email and number, then his wasted friend bought everyone a round of shots and then they left, and I left a few mins after he did because I didnt want to be around the stupids any longer (BTW, big thanks to Ashley and Aaron for returning my texts/calls... appreciate it!)
Yeah... wish me luck guys...