ATTENTION WHOEVER IS MISSING A HERD OF COWS:
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FARMER!
Letting them wander around without milking them first, shame on you!! You're very lucky at least one student here knows what to do in an unmilked-cow emergency, otherwise those poor things would have been aching for who knows how long! Now, I've taken care of all the ones I could find, but you REALLY should come and get them yourself!!
[ JOURNAL AND/OR ACTION TAGS ARE COOL, feel free to run into her milking between classes.
(for those who don't know what she's talking about...) ]