STOP. MEME TIME

Jun 17, 2010 18:22

Ganked from Rot-Chan

STEP ONE:
Spell your name out in songs:

-DO IT LATER, SELF-

STEP TWO:
- Name:  Emily in real life, but I prefer Regi on the internets
- Birth date:  Nov. 27, 1992
- Nickname:  Regi, whilst in the tubes
- Eye Color:  Dark blue
- Hair Color:  Lame-ish blonde-light brown-grey
- Zodiac Sign:  Monkey/Sagg

STEP THREE:
- The shoes you wore today: Completely trashed cheap black flip-flops held together with duct-tape and hope.
- Your weakness(es):  Lazyness/lack of inititive/loss of interest
- Your fear(s):  Most everything, at one time or another, dead things
- Your perfect pizza: Light sauce, cheddar, smoked turkey and bacon
- Goal you’d like to achieve:  Learn to actually do shit

STEP FOUR:
- Your best physical feature?:  AWESOME RACK  -
- Your bedtime?:  Between 10 and whenever I run out of open tabs to read after the internet shuts down at 10
- Most missed memory?:  None.  The past is for squares!

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
- Pepsi or Coke?: Flavoured Coke.  MMmm, vanilla
- McDonald’s or Burger King:  Mickey Dee's nuggets, Burger King Burgers
- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  I don't know what those two fuckers did to their tea, but they RUINED it.  Good India Black Masala Chai, Ying de HongCha No. 009 or nothing.
- Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
- Cappuccino or coffee: Give me my chai froth, take your fake Italian and get out

STEP SIX:
Do You...
- Curse:  Yes.  Frequently and with no ill will behind it.
- Sing: Poorly in choir and without noticing it to while listening to YouTube/etc.
- Dance:  Poorly if HEAVILY hyped up on energy drinks/stolen Mountain Dew
- Take a shower everyday: During the summer and winter.
- Have a crush: I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY GIRL.
- Do you think you’ve been in love?: Not really.  High school
- Want to go to college: YES YES YES VERY MUCH SO but my grades probably won't let me
- Like(d) high school: It's a thing to do.
- Want to get married: Meh.
- Get motion sickness: No
- Think you’re attractive: No.  But BEST RACK EVER.  Now only if it wasn't connected to that face.  AND MAN SHOULDERS.  D8
- Think you’re a health freak:  Not at all. 
- Get along with your parents: Yesnomaybe

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
- Gone to the mall: No
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.
- Eaten Sushi: I like my seafood cooked plzkthnx
- Been on stage: Yes
- Gone skating: No.
- Made homemade cookies: I helped.
- Gone skinny dipping: I WISH
- Stolen anything: Probably, haven't kept track. OOH.  Stole headphones from school!

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
- If so, was it mixed company: It was fully composed of me and my bros,  greasy nerds all.
- Flashed anyone: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, DAD, I SWEAR.
- Been beaten up: Yes
- Shoplifted: Yes.

STEP NINE:
- Age you hope to be married: Meh
- Number of Children: REPRODUCTION IS FOR SQUARES
- Describe your Dream Wedding: Jeans, decent beer and a lot of just hanging out with my bros.  I'll probably marry my BFF.  BROMANCE FOR LIFE

STEP TEN:
In a boyfriend/girlfriend...
- Best eye color?: Unnatural shades are pretty
- Best hair color?: DON'T CARE, BRAH
- Short hair or long hair? Short on girls, long-ish on boys
- Height: No being taller than me.  Unless you're a girl.  Or one of my bros.  STOP BEING TALL ANYWAY, V33KTOR.  Or at least keep slouching.

STEP ELEVEN:
- Number of people I could trust with my life: None, really?  I don't trust people.  Humans are sketchy
- Number of CDs that I own: One.  And I stole it from the school fencing team.  THANK YOU FOR HAVING NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, SCHOOL FENCING TEAM.
- Number of tattoos:  None
- Number of piercings: One in each ear.  But they like to heal over overnight.  GOOD MORNING EARS, STABBITY STABBITY!  8D

PERSONAL QUIZ:
Who were you with yesterday?: No-one.  I guess Dad and Robert were in the house, but we never interacted.  The other people at the gym?
What woke you up this morning?: Don't remember
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: Surewhynot.
Do you like anybody?: I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY GIRL.  Also V33ktor, because we're dating I guess.  We mostly just watch cop shows together on the couch.  And kiss sometimes.  DAMMIT VICTOR I AM DISTINCTLY NOT GETTING LAID.  FIX THIS.

THE PAST:
Ever thrown up in public?: I think?
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?: What is up with me and V33k?

THE FUTURE:
What kind of home would you like?: Anything's cool..
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Assistant Librarian.  Head's too much of a pain
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Living in a box behind Caribou and/or dead.  8D

IN GENERAL:
Do you like candy necklaces?: Taste like shite
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?:  Like maybe an hgour ago, just before I sat down.
Do you still go trick or treating?: HELL YES
What was the last thing you ate? Mom's freaky health muffins
What's your favorite type of soda? DON'T CARE, BRAH
Have you ever moved?: No.
Have you ever won an award?: Nope!
Are you listening to music right now? No.
How long till your birthday?: I'll be 18 in November.  I AIN'T COUNTIN THAT SHIT
When were you the saddest in your whole life?:Couple months ago I tried to kill myself 8D
What time is it?: 6:08 PM
Do you use ebay to buy or sell?: No.
Ever heard a song written about you?: No.
Something you want to happen in 2010?: Stop being a worthless pissant!
Honestly, do you miss 2008?: I don't remember.

HONESTY SECTION:
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? White
2. Honestly, what's on your mind?: STOP HUGGING ME WAIT COME BACK DAD D8
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?: absolutely nothing.
4. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I haven't done ANYTHING today.  Does lack of action count as bad?
5. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Dad.
6. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: No
7. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: How much I fail at, well, being human AND/OR a productive member of society
8. Honestly, do you bite your nails?: li'l bit
9. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?: No
10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Hi v33k.
11. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?: not really
12. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: I have friends?
13. Honestly, what was the last text message you received?: SECOND LIFE ACCOUNT BLAHBLAHBLAH
14. Honestly, are you in denial?: yes and no
15. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night?: Not anymore.  Hooray sleeping pills!
16. Honestly, do you like anyone?: V33333k
17. Honestly, does anyone like you?: Maybe v33k?

RAGE SECTION:
1. What do you do when you’re mad?: IMPOTENT RAGE THAT JUST MAKES ME LOOK DUMBER.  Or mope
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: When I was little, I asked Dad to close his eyes then I jammed my finger as hard as I could into his eye socket.  I wasn't even mad.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: No.  All the timE when I'm not mad though.  Sorry about being a failure, Mum, please stop crying.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad?: Yes.  The same amount as always but now there's RAGE BEHINF THEM!

CRYING SECTION:
1. When was the last time you actually cried?: Today, because I got mad about my leg, but it wasn't hysterical sobs, just frustration.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yES
3. Do certain songs make you cry?: nO
4. What usually makes you cry?: Stuff

HAPPY SECTION:
1. Are you usually a happy person?: No
2. What makes you the happiest?: Trivial, insignificant things on the internet
3. What song makes you always happy?: Emo music makes me smile
4. Do you believe in yourself?: What is there to believe in?
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?: Yes, but they are full of shit. <3

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