April fools

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The prank calling is getting old, dear citizens.  Perhaps you should...Ah, consider some other form of entertainment?

Comments

[yeoldebb]

What are you talking about, idiot?

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...England?

[yeoldebb]

Yeah?

If you need something from the cool me, hurry up and say it already.

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Ah...non, it is nothing. Mon dieu, you should sound older than you do.

[yeoldebb]

Hurry up and tell me what prank calling is.

It's not like I feel stupid or anything.

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The telephone, you...Well, I suppose you don't know what that is, do you?

[yeoldebb]

Stop making up words!

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I am not making it up, crétin.

[yeoldebb]

I've never heard of it.

So you're the one being stupid.

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Ah! But it is magical, England. How could you not know of it?

[yeoldebb]

I know more magic than you!

... Except how I'm hearing you, but since you can hear me, too, that means I'm magical.

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Obviously, you do not. Especially if you cannot utilize a telephone.

[yeoldebb]

I'll learn to use it and and I'll use it better than you, stupid!

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But I have already mastered it.

[yeoldebb]

You idiot! I... I bet you're really stupid using at it.

... Hurry up and teach me already.

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I am world renowned.

Ah, but what if I do not want to?