[ voice | The Amestris | medium hackability ]
Okay, who left me with this book? I didn't ask for it, and it's terrible. It's millions of pages of this guy being crazy. I don't know what he's talking about half the time and he's so full of himself... Every woman he meets falls in love with him? Really? Why would you think I wanted this?
Whoever you are, you should take note of what [there is a a rustling sound]....what Mr. Bonnefoy gave me. Whoever that is. See, he doesn't even know me, but he's sending me some pastries! And this Mr...Michaelis sent cookies! Those are much better gifts to give to a woman. Especially a woman who doesn't need to diet! And Susan gave me sake! She's also smart! Thank you Susan! Oh, and this flask is nice too....hmmmm. [rustling sounds trail off for a few seconds before the journal clicks off]
Whoever you are, you should take note of what [there is a a rustling sound]....what Mr. Bonnefoy gave me. Whoever that is. See, he doesn't even know me, but he's sending me some pastries! And this Mr...Michaelis sent cookies! Those are much better gifts to give to a woman. Especially a woman who doesn't need to diet! And Susan gave me sake! She's also smart! Thank you Susan! Oh, and this flask is nice too....hmmmm. [rustling sounds trail off for a few seconds before the journal clicks off]