What the hell?!?! All those things are bad???
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave alkadron a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to alkadronium in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, agent_speckle (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4762 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
flow-ichirou