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Character: Aeris Gainsborough
Series: Final Fantasy VII and its many sequels/prequels
Character Age: 22
Job: Resident Kabob or Superior Hair And Nail Kit Emergency Distributor
Canon: Final Fantasy VII is kind of like Earth Day gone crazy. The game has you play as one semi-amnesiac drug-addled protagonist through his excellent adventures with a band of EcoTerrorists who just want to save the Planet. Along the way the merry band of misfits -- which include a firelion, a thieving ninja, Mr. T and a robotic stuffed cat thing -- encounter an equally colorful assortment of villains: the token fat villain, the skinny bitch, the cold CEO and the Man With Fantastic Hair Who Shanks A Lot. And man, does he shank a lot. Specifically the party’s white mage.
But saying "woe is the party without the white mage" doesn't really do Aeris justice. She's the cheerful flower girl you meet in the first few moments of the game. And she's the party member that convinces the main character to get into drag, because it's absolutely necessary, of course. She's the last of the Ancients, a mystic shamanic race that's connected to the game's famed and elusive Promised Land. Aeris is spunky, and hardly just the plot girlfriend. Kind but also firm, she's the opposite of a pushover. Basically, Aeris is the kind of girl who will give you a hug when you need one, but also give you a solid kick in the pants when you need one too.
Sample Entry:
Well, this is certainly different. I've done a lot of things in my life, and met a lot of different kinds of people, but I can't say that I've ever ended up in a place like this. Everything is so green and vibrant. It's like the hills have eyes -- or, maybe, like the hills are alive. And with the sound of music provided by those kind of cute crabs over there, it really puts a girl in the mood. Oh! Listen to me just ramble on like that without introducing myself. I'm Aeris, and it's nice to meet you all.
Mrs. Sayre hired me to be your "Resident Kabob", but to be rather frank that isn't a position I'm interested in. There are some jobs that you just know aren't right for you. Since I'm not really the sit on your hands type, either, I came up with my own job. While I've sold flowers in the past, I think it's time for something different. Especially since you all look so glum. It's time to cheer up, kids! So, I've decided to be your Superior Hair And Nail Kit Emergency Distributor.
Though, the 'superior' and 'emergency' bits aren't really necessary. The important part is that you feel good, right? So, if you're feeling down, or just want to put on something shimmery or silky, I'll help you out. And don't think this is only for you girls. While I love helping other girls out, sometimes it's you boys who need the most help. Don't even think of giving me the "Oh, but I'm a big manly soldier" line. You would be surprised what a hairbrush, a ribbon and a dash of perfume can do for anyone. Not that we have to go down that route, of course, I just like to offer a wide range of options.
What other options are there? Well, in these kits I have ribbons and combs. There's some things for your nails too, and a rainbow of polish. At first I thought these tiny "kabob-swords" were in bad taste, but when life gives you kabob-swords, you might as well make yourself dinner! That's just a saying, of course. But since these are so sharp we might as well put them to good use. Cut the sleeves off of one of your shirts, or let’s hem up one of those skirts. Cut loose and live your life with a smile.
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