sensible price for not so-typical guy.
Item Number: 7473311000033543
Current bid: 23 Zlotys (made that up)
Time left: 64.5 years minus current age
Start time: July 12, 2007
Ends: Seemingly never
History: 0 bids
Highest bidder: 0 bids
Item location: Butler, PA
Ships to: Preferably New Zealand
Seller: darkbluelandmine
Description
You are bidding on the fully functional and irresistible Johnny.
Johnny is 71 inches tall and has jointed arms and legs and a moveable head.
Johnny was developed in a cool, dry, smoking environment and was released in 1981. His body movements are disarmingly realistic, and his voice feature often works when connected to a compatible play set.
Johnny is a hard-to-find item, especially in this condition, Good to Very Good or better. All wiring and plumbing is in good order. No manual is included, but his operation is highly intuitive. WARNING: Johnny does not respong well when people try to change him. Highest bidder takes him as is, NO REFUNDS.
Like anyone, Johnny enjoys a good game. Of the following true or false questions, only one is true. Choose which one and win an insider's discount and free shipping with real bubble-pack, not crumpled paper. Johnny is yours for the having - bid with confidence!
T or F : Johnny secretly enjoys checking into low-rent motels and dressing up in Sir Lancelot costume.
T or F : Johnny was a regular guest on the popular 1980's police drama Cagney & Lacey
T or F : Johnny has a double recessive genetic anomally that allows him to photosynthesize chlorophyll.
T or F : Johnny is able to make toilets flush clockwise in both the northern and southern hemispheres.
T or F : In a few minutes Johnny is going to pretend he doesn't like singing karaoke, but he really does like it, and with a minimum of coaxing will steal hearts and souls with his own sound stylings of Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie."
T or F : Johnny's secret buyer name on eBay is Garrett1979, and he can almost always be found bidding on memorabilia related to the life and career of Charlotte Rae, better known as Mrs. Garrett from TV's enduring family comedy The Facts of Life
T or F : Johnny secretly wishes life were simpler and he could sell lemonade from a card table at the end of his street.
Current bid: 23 Zlotys (made that up)
Time left: 64.5 years minus current age
Start time: July 12, 2007
Ends: Seemingly never
History: 0 bids
Highest bidder: 0 bids
Item location: Butler, PA
Ships to: Preferably New Zealand
Seller: darkbluelandmine
Description
You are bidding on the fully functional and irresistible Johnny.
Johnny is 71 inches tall and has jointed arms and legs and a moveable head.
Johnny was developed in a cool, dry, smoking environment and was released in 1981. His body movements are disarmingly realistic, and his voice feature often works when connected to a compatible play set.
Johnny is a hard-to-find item, especially in this condition, Good to Very Good or better. All wiring and plumbing is in good order. No manual is included, but his operation is highly intuitive. WARNING: Johnny does not respong well when people try to change him. Highest bidder takes him as is, NO REFUNDS.
Like anyone, Johnny enjoys a good game. Of the following true or false questions, only one is true. Choose which one and win an insider's discount and free shipping with real bubble-pack, not crumpled paper. Johnny is yours for the having - bid with confidence!
T or F : Johnny secretly enjoys checking into low-rent motels and dressing up in Sir Lancelot costume.
T or F : Johnny was a regular guest on the popular 1980's police drama Cagney & Lacey
T or F : Johnny has a double recessive genetic anomally that allows him to photosynthesize chlorophyll.
T or F : Johnny is able to make toilets flush clockwise in both the northern and southern hemispheres.
T or F : In a few minutes Johnny is going to pretend he doesn't like singing karaoke, but he really does like it, and with a minimum of coaxing will steal hearts and souls with his own sound stylings of Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie."
T or F : Johnny's secret buyer name on eBay is Garrett1979, and he can almost always be found bidding on memorabilia related to the life and career of Charlotte Rae, better known as Mrs. Garrett from TV's enduring family comedy The Facts of Life
T or F : Johnny secretly wishes life were simpler and he could sell lemonade from a card table at the end of his street.