You’ve got problems with compromise
Torchwood 1x11 - "Combat"
Mark Lynch: Ask yourself, what's the point of your life?
Owen: Mark. Mate. I only came here for a beer.
Jack: Sorry to do this, kind of an emergency. I'll have her back for dessert.
Rhys: Hey, hold on Sarge, that's my girlfriend.
Gwen: Rhys, this is Jack.
Rhys: Sit down Gwen.
Gwen: He's my boss.
Rhys: Sit the fuck down.
Gwen: Don't ever speak to me like that.
Tosh: Is that yours?
Jack: You think I would pick that ringtone?
Gwen: What time will you be back?
Rhys: Not sure.
Gwen: But, I'm in tonight.
Rhys: Well I'm not.
Gwen: I need to tell you something.
Rhys: What sort of thing?
Gwen: I've been sleeping, I've been having sex with someone else from work. His name's Owen. I mean, he’s a bit of a tosser actually, and it's all gonna stop but, um-
Rhys: Shut up-
Gwen: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Rhys: You wouldn't do that!
Gwen: But I have.
Rhys: Then, then why are you telling me?
Gwen: Because I'm ashamed. And I'm angry. And I want, I want... I need- I need you to forgive me. And because I've drugged you.
Torchwood 1x12 - "Captain Jack Harkness"
The Captain and Jack: I'm Captain-
Jack: You go first.
Captain Harkness: I'm Captain Jack Harkness. 133rd Squadron.
Tosh: We really are in 1941. What if we can't get back?
Jack: Flotsam and jetsam slips through all the time. We'll get back. Look on the bright side. Gives you one hell of an excuse not to go to your party.
Tosh: I have a life there. And they can't help us back at the Hub because I have the latest readings in here. People are staring at us.
Jack: We need to try to blend in.
Tosh: It's easy for you to say. I'm the only Asian here.
Jack: Don't worry. You're with the Captain.
Tosh: Why does that man have your name? I'm lost enough here without you holding back on me!
Jack: It's not my name. It's his. I took took his. But I didn't realize he was so hot.
Tosh: Jack-
Jack: I know too much.
Tosh: Then share.
Jack: You wouldn't want that. Trust me
Tosh: This period-you look like you fit in. Have you been here before?
Jack: Yeah. I can't explain but I served in the war in 1941. I was undercover. I needed a false identity, so I took his name.
Tosh: Who were you before you took his name? Why him?
Jack: It was convenient.
Tosh: But if you chose his identity to steal, then he... ?
Jack: Dies. In battle.
Tosh: When?
Jack: Tomorrow.
Gwen: Tosh has written a message at the end. It says, "Tell my family I love them."
Ianto: You can't open the safe. You've got no right.
Owen: I'm second in command. I have got every fucking right.
Ianto: There's stuff in there we don't know about. That's how Jack likes it.
Owen: I'm not going to play with his toys, Ianto!
Owen: I'm tired of being in awe of the rift. I'm tired of living with Jack's secrets. We don't even know who he is.
Ianto: He's our leader.
Owen: Not anymore.
Tosh: Who were you?
Jack: A con man. That's why I took his name, falsified his records, so it seemed he was still alive.
Tosh: How did you end up in Torchwood?
Jack: Someone saved my life. Brought me back from death. And ever since then it's been like... they're keeping me for something and I don't know what it is.
Ianto: You have to let Diane go. Like I did with Lisa.
Owen: Don't compare yourself to me. You're just a tea boy.
Ianto: I'm much more than that. Jack needs me.
Owen: In your dreams, Ianto. In your sad wet dreams when you're his part-time shag, maybe.
Owen: World didn't end after all, did it? Good job you're a crap shot.
Ianto: I was aiming for your shoulder.
Tosh: He would have been so proud that you took his name. Because here you are, saving the world. To Captain Jack.
Jack: To Captain Jack.
I have so much love for this episode. So. Much. Love.