Nov 18, 2005 13:35
I came up with some new state slogans. More realistic in my opinion than the ones they have currently.
• California: “Se habla espanol.”
• Connecticut: “The “C” Is Silent. No, the Other One.”
• Florida: “The Gunshine State.”
• Idaho: “Cogito Ergo Spud: I Think, Therefore I Yam.”
• Kentucky: “Tobacco Is a Vegetable.”
• Missouri: “Missouri Loves Company.”
• Montana: “More Cows than People.”
• Ohio: “Don't Judge Us by Cleveland.”
• South Carolina: “Just South of North Carolina.”
• South Dakota: “Closer than North Dakota.”
• Vermont: “Bet You Can’t Name Two of Our Cities.”
• Washington: “Come for the Protests, Stay for the Coffee!”
• West Virginia: “It’s All Relative.”
• Wisconsin: “Cutting the Cheese Since 1848.”
Other thoughts:
About to close on a 5 acres spread with a house, a clubhouse, and some small efficiencies, used to be a fish camp. Great location, etc. Im happy about that. I think I can fix it up and make some money with it. I hope.
Had a headhunter in Miami get ahold of me via email. Wants me to apply for some job which I guess I could do, the pay is fantastic, but it would be one of those shitty stressful jobs that takes up all my time. I dont know if I want to deal with the stress anymore, at least not for the moment. Factor in "Miami" with "Dealing with contractors" and I can see myself either losing my mind, or losing my freedom when i shoot someone.
Buddy of mine from way back in the day is getting married in 2 weeks, this weekend is his bachelor party in WPB. I havent been to a bachelor party in 4 years, should be fun. I get to see titties without having to put dollar bills in their g-string.
Well, thats all I got kids, see ya on the flipside.