Sep 14, 2005 11:18
I was watching TV the other day, and I somehow caught Oprah Winfrey rescuing people in New Orleans. Can you honestly imagine going through that living hell, only to be resucued not by your government or friends, but by Oprah. Really. She had a boat and was hocking all her latest products at the same time. She has a new line of bath products out, featuring Soapra on a Ropera, and also a new line of cosmetics called "Why Bother".
Its funny watching the woman. I only catch it once a year or so. One year she will be so fat that she whistles bass, then the next time I see her, she looks like she is smoking crack again.
In other related news, during a live television discussion on hurricane relief efforts in Gulfport, Mississippi, Vice President Dick Cheney, while on a tour of the Katrina hurricane zone, was told by an off camera protester, "Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney. Go fuck yourself."
See ya on the flipside.