List of 30 things that suck.
1: Having your cat vomit on your bed.
2: Not noticing it until you lay in it.
3: Women who dont put the seat back up when they are done.
4: People who drive with their turn signals on for no reason.
5: Dorks who are in their 30's, have menial crap jobs, still live with their parents, and like fag music.
6: New York ilk.
7: Procrastination.
8: People who think Kansas is flat. It isnt.
9: Dorks who cant get laid and/or keep a girlfriend. See #5 for an explanation.
10: The saturday morning jehova's witness wake up knock.
11: People that knock my hillbilly shows, even through they draw better than almost anything else going on, often using the same local talent other shows use. Does that make my booking better? No, it means that I know how to promote, so go fuck yourself.
12: Being a bitter, mean, vengeful, nasty prick. I know, I am one.
13: Sedrick Strong
14: Having to change the date of shows almost every time a show date is announced.
15: Broken glass
16: People who have neat old stuff they dont care for or about, and instead of giving to those that would like to fix it, or those that want it, they just let it rot outside. It happens often here.
17: Flying.
18: Not winning lotto yet.
19: Driving 50 miles to a show, paying to get in specifically to see a mummy, only to not have a mummy show up.
20: The fact that I wont list specific names of people I do not like. Its a short list though.
21: Crackheads who want to wash the windows of my car thinking my windshield washer squirter doesnt work, and that I should give them a dollar because the sprayed piss water on my windshield then rubbed it with a greasy rag for 10 seconds. When i say 'piss off', i dont mean with a squirt bottle on my windshield.
22: People who dont have thick skin and take all my comments seriously.
23: Fat chicks.
24: Having to drive 30 miles to get to a real store.
25: Gas prices.
26: The fact that I am better than you in many many ways. (this just sucks for you, I am ok with it.)
27: Political bullshit
28: The guy that did the paint job on my wagon. Mostly cause he took forever and didnt deliver what he should have, the fucker.
29: Tractors driving down the road.
30: www.roadkillguide.com
Thats all I got, see ya on the flipside, kids..
2: Not noticing it until you lay in it.
3: Women who dont put the seat back up when they are done.
4: People who drive with their turn signals on for no reason.
5: Dorks who are in their 30's, have menial crap jobs, still live with their parents, and like fag music.
6: New York ilk.
7: Procrastination.
8: People who think Kansas is flat. It isnt.
9: Dorks who cant get laid and/or keep a girlfriend. See #5 for an explanation.
10: The saturday morning jehova's witness wake up knock.
11: People that knock my hillbilly shows, even through they draw better than almost anything else going on, often using the same local talent other shows use. Does that make my booking better? No, it means that I know how to promote, so go fuck yourself.
12: Being a bitter, mean, vengeful, nasty prick. I know, I am one.
13: Sedrick Strong
14: Having to change the date of shows almost every time a show date is announced.
15: Broken glass
16: People who have neat old stuff they dont care for or about, and instead of giving to those that would like to fix it, or those that want it, they just let it rot outside. It happens often here.
17: Flying.
18: Not winning lotto yet.
19: Driving 50 miles to a show, paying to get in specifically to see a mummy, only to not have a mummy show up.
20: The fact that I wont list specific names of people I do not like. Its a short list though.
21: Crackheads who want to wash the windows of my car thinking my windshield washer squirter doesnt work, and that I should give them a dollar because the sprayed piss water on my windshield then rubbed it with a greasy rag for 10 seconds. When i say 'piss off', i dont mean with a squirt bottle on my windshield.
22: People who dont have thick skin and take all my comments seriously.
23: Fat chicks.
24: Having to drive 30 miles to get to a real store.
25: Gas prices.
26: The fact that I am better than you in many many ways. (this just sucks for you, I am ok with it.)
27: Political bullshit
28: The guy that did the paint job on my wagon. Mostly cause he took forever and didnt deliver what he should have, the fucker.
29: Tractors driving down the road.
30: www.roadkillguide.com
Thats all I got, see ya on the flipside, kids..