My brother just came in to tell me about the new tobacco pipe he bought today. I kind of want to take him outside and beat the shit of him.

*stabbity*

ETA: He just told me that I should "just smoke a joint and be done with it." WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. MY BROTHER. WHAT. Yeah, because that worked out so well for him. PRE-TRIAL DIVERSION WHAT? ( Read more... )