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Since I haven't come across many Peace Walker spoilers (apart from the one with all the manservice), I've been amusing myself by trying to make up Shocking Twists. I think my favorite so far is "Paz actually isn't a schoolgirl, she's the fourth Sephiroth remnant, who represents Seph's desires to become a musical theater star instead of running around killing people with a ridiculously oversized katana. She's small and young looking because this wasn't a side of his personality that he got to express or develop much." Either that, or she's secretly a killer robot. I'm pretty sure the girl's not human.