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[floralities]

Alright, people, step right up, step right up! I have totally got the deal for you, ladies--and gentlemen, if that's how you roll. That's right--I've got not one, not two, but nine handsome guys just ready and waiting to show you a good time. A very good time, if you know what I mean.

Let's begin, alright?

Comments

[fireplacegirl]

I would like to bid for Yuri on his own. Is it possible to separate them?

1/2

[floralities]

You would?

[floralities]

Well, maybe. But it's going to cost you.

[fireplacegirl]

How much? I would assume a violet and a half.

[floralities]

Two violets. At least.

[fireplacegirl]

It seems by that price you are doing the other gentleman a disservice.

[floralities]

Oh, no, definitely not. Flynn is worth way more.

I'm just tacking on a service charge for splitting them.

[fireplacegirl]

Quite the high price to pay when I only wish to have tea with him.

[floralities]

Well, that's the price. It might even go up, since it looks like you have competition.

[fireplacegirl]

It is unfortunate, but I am afraid I shall have to remove myself from the running.

[floralities]

Maybe next time!

[ OR NEVER, YOU MAN-STEALING HUSSY X( ]

[fireplacegirl]

Perhaps. Good luck with your auctions.

[ SHE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE TEA WITH HIM, GAWD. Also, hey Ino- Your man is the one who gave Reinette flowers once. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?! :|a ]

[floralities]

Thanks. Though I really don't think I'll need it.

[ TEA IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR SEX. 8|||| GET OUT, YOU SCARLET WOMAN. ]

[fireplacegirl]

I would say that it is perhaps because your goods are of the highest grade, but then that would not explain why my auctions each have only one bid.

[ NO, THAT'S DANCING YOU'RE THINKING OF. ALSO, THE PROPER SLUR IS SLUTBAG. ]