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[floralities]

Alright, people, step right up, step right up! I have totally got the deal for you, ladies--and gentlemen, if that's how you roll. That's right--I've got not one, not two, but nine handsome guys just ready and waiting to show you a good time. A very good time, if you know what I mean.

Let's begin, alright?

Comments

[swordmastering]

What the hell do you think you're doing! Remove me from this at once!

[floralities]

Hold on, Leon! She might be cute.

[swordmastering]

Absolutely not.

[floralities]

Don't be such a party pooper, Leon. Even if she isn't cute, I'll be making some good money. It's win-win!

[swordmastering]

You're not going to make any money off of me. I'm not for sale, you brazen hussy!

[floralities]

Relax, will you? It's just a date.

[swordmastering]

Maybe you're used to being bought and sold like cattle, but I refuse to consent to this!

[floralities]

Well, it's a pretty good thing that I don't need your consent, isn't it?

[swordmastering]

How the hell do you figure that? You can't just sell someone without permission!

[floralities]

I just did, didn't I?

[swordmastering]

I won't go along with this.

[floralities]

Oh, come on, Leon. Didn't you have so much fun on the last date I set you up with?

[swordmastering]

No.

[floralities]

Well, at least you left the house for a bit.

[swordmastering]

I leave the house plenty.

[floralities]

But not with giiiiiirls~