I love this game.
Okay, chicks do dig the longball, but seriously, tie game, late innings, a hustle double followed by a bunt that's written all over and therefore has the third baseman far forward so's he can't get back for the tag followed by the suicide squeeze for the lead?
Yes, dig that, too.
Me: *shriek of glee*
Kids: ...What the hell?
Me: Baseball! Bunts! Squeeze!
Kids: *eyeroll*
...It occurs me this means squeeze = squees.
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