home on a friday
I'm home... on a friday afternoon... when the sun is shining and the climate is good... what the fuck am I doing home on a friday afternoon, especialy on a Firday afternoon of this caliber? oh, thats right, being a dick, because thats apparently what i am. This is the last place on earth that i want to be, but what the hell, maybe it'll be good for me. i hope someone calls me, because nho one calls me anymore. christ Im bored. i think im going to go grow a vagina just for kicks.
i want to have a rehersal, right now, because i neep a newps fix. christ Im such an addict.
someone should explain the the republicans that they suck. someone needs to teach my mom how to shop. I need to take a shower..... but what are the chances that i am going to? Writing off these random little things has made me decide to write down the code of law that govern's my life, i will call it Fatism.
PRINCIPELS AND BELIEFS OF FATISM
1. 'h.g.' is the most important thing in the world.
2. George Bush has a small penis.
3. 5 melas a day, minimum.
4. Republicans suck.
5. Glutony is not a sin, but a form of rebellion.
6. Don't hate, masturbate.
7. People dont kill people: guns, asbestos, and dirty needels kill people.
8. 7th graders should be kept in captivity.
9. Friends, family, jobs, looks and cars may go, but food will always be there.
10. Children are evil and should be punished whether or not they have done somthing wrong.
11. The streets aren't paved with gold, they're paved with asphault.
12. 'Good Charlet' sucks.
13. Cher will never die.
14. Mozart was a prick.
15. Kathey Lee Giffer has a 5 foot penis.
16. Democrats suck.
17. Hard Rock is dead.
18. So is 'Pop'.
19. Nothing tastes like chiken, chiken has a very distinct taste.
20. Being thin is over rated.
21. The words 'cream' and 'sausage' should never be put in the same sentence.
22. Moses had the right idea when he brought around that last plague.
23. LCM has the biggest boy pussy ever.
24. Supersized it.
25. Hippies weren't pacifists, they were just stoned out of their minds.
26. Arnold Schwartzinager should be raped.
27. Bill Clinton was a God.
28. Bald is anything but beautiful.
29. Utah should be turned into a parking lot.
30. 40 year old vigrins living in their parents basment have the good life.
31. Barbrah Walters is a bigger man than i am.
32. Instant gratification is the ultimate goal.
33. If its there, and you want to, do it.
34. If you like The Carpenters then you are probubly a terrible person.
35. Yes, there is a God and she is wise and all-powerful. Her name is Christina, Christina Aguilara.
36. Good things come to those who kiss ass.
37. Egomania is good for the self esteem.
i want to have a rehersal, right now, because i neep a newps fix. christ Im such an addict.
someone should explain the the republicans that they suck. someone needs to teach my mom how to shop. I need to take a shower..... but what are the chances that i am going to? Writing off these random little things has made me decide to write down the code of law that govern's my life, i will call it Fatism.
PRINCIPELS AND BELIEFS OF FATISM
1. 'h.g.' is the most important thing in the world.
2. George Bush has a small penis.
3. 5 melas a day, minimum.
4. Republicans suck.
5. Glutony is not a sin, but a form of rebellion.
6. Don't hate, masturbate.
7. People dont kill people: guns, asbestos, and dirty needels kill people.
8. 7th graders should be kept in captivity.
9. Friends, family, jobs, looks and cars may go, but food will always be there.
10. Children are evil and should be punished whether or not they have done somthing wrong.
11. The streets aren't paved with gold, they're paved with asphault.
12. 'Good Charlet' sucks.
13. Cher will never die.
14. Mozart was a prick.
15. Kathey Lee Giffer has a 5 foot penis.
16. Democrats suck.
17. Hard Rock is dead.
18. So is 'Pop'.
19. Nothing tastes like chiken, chiken has a very distinct taste.
20. Being thin is over rated.
21. The words 'cream' and 'sausage' should never be put in the same sentence.
22. Moses had the right idea when he brought around that last plague.
23. LCM has the biggest boy pussy ever.
24. Supersized it.
25. Hippies weren't pacifists, they were just stoned out of their minds.
26. Arnold Schwartzinager should be raped.
27. Bill Clinton was a God.
28. Bald is anything but beautiful.
29. Utah should be turned into a parking lot.
30. 40 year old vigrins living in their parents basment have the good life.
31. Barbrah Walters is a bigger man than i am.
32. Instant gratification is the ultimate goal.
33. If its there, and you want to, do it.
34. If you like The Carpenters then you are probubly a terrible person.
35. Yes, there is a God and she is wise and all-powerful. Her name is Christina, Christina Aguilara.
36. Good things come to those who kiss ass.
37. Egomania is good for the self esteem.