floppycorpse and Epic Fail #302

May 18, 2009 20:19

-OR- Zombies Ate My Brain Last Night.

Because I got no sleep all night. Because I laid awake. Because when I did sleep, it was filled with nightmares. Because I had to wake up to go to work. I was very tired. And being very tired, caused me to Fail Epically once again. When I was leaving work today, I went to the parking lot and the attendant, who is very nice, came rushing out to tell me that I had left my car running and locked all day.

Yes, I parked my car in the lot at 0725 engine running, locked the doors and didn't come back to the car until 1630. In that time, a Toyota Echo will burn a little under 1/4 tank of gasoline. *sigh* While the waste of precious natural resources did disappoint me, the feeling was nothing like the dread of having to pay some guy to come unlock your car because your only set of keys is in the ignition. I have seen this done to other people's cars (albeit not running) and it cost around 70-80 usd. Now, that's a lot of money for a less-than-5-minute jimmy. In a turn of events that is COMPLETELY uncharacteristic of my life, the guy said it would cost me 20 bucks cash. I can't express how incredibly happy that made me. In fact, the whole scenario was really quite laughable and I returned home whilst humming "Minna ga Iru Sekai wo Hitotsu ni Ai wo Motto Give & Take Shimashou".

in other news....

Dear Shige,

I saw you making out with Natsuki-chan.  That was pretty hot.  I'm pretty sure I said "Go for it!" and then "guh" as I proceded to hemorrhage heavily from the nose.  Again, that was hot.  Don't let it go to your head.  Is Wagahai still writing?  People aren't being as consistent with the translating so it's not as exciting when it's not daily, but beggars can't be choosers.  Anyway, I really wish I could see your play.  Break a leg!

Lurv,
nailz

life, epic fail, shigeaki

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