it's funny 'cause it's true

[floozy_mcflooz]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I stole doctorintensity's purse (-30 points). In November I broke twistedgamine's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave sortinghat a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I gave kinless33 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (703 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
floozy_mcflooz

rock.