Calling all Canadians

[floorman]

I know how it works here; if you marry a foreign national, they're
automatically citizens.

I need to find someone in Canada who will marry me so I can break
free of an evil terroristic dictator's mad tyrrany.

-no names were mentioned in the making of this message-

Why Canada? I agree with their politics, I don't mind the cold,
and who hasn't fallen for a fair haired Canadian maiden?

(Believe it or not, Callwolf, this is not about you!)